WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[ABEL]

I have jury duty tomorrow and I don't want to go!!!!!! I have to be there at 8:30am

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

 

[Sicy]

 

[Sicy]

When you get there just start talking outloud in the courtroom and pretend like you cant hear anyone.
Keep doing that. Dont stop.

I swear they'll tell you to go home.

 

[Stories for Boys]

yeah, do that. then all you'll have to deal with is a few misdemeanors

or...you could keep saying:
"so, they're guilty until proven innocent, right?"
"hey, i think that's the guy who stole my garden knome! why i oughta..."

or just laugh real sinister...

 

[missmacphisto]

Just sentence everyone to death. Thatll fix em!

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...

 

[z edge]

Act all stoned like Bono at the 94 Grammys, they will excuse you

 

[cell]

just tell them you hate rent-a-cops!

or er...don't tell them that.

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you've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice..

 

[doctorwho]

Just do this to the judge:

I'm sure you'll get out of jury duty then!

 

[ABEL]

Originally posted by z edge:
Act all stoned like Bono at the 94 Grammys, they will excuse you

maybe I should just start yelling "BONO" at everyone I see...remember Austin? hehe...

or if that doesnt work I can always tell them I'm Larry's dog, lol

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein