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Old 05-14-2002, 09:39 PM   #1
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I have jury duty tomorrow and I don't want to go!!!!!! I have to be there at 8:30am




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Old 05-14-2002, 09:41 PM   #2
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Old 05-14-2002, 09:48 PM   #3
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When you get there just start talking outloud in the courtroom and pretend like you cant hear anyone.
Keep doing that. Dont stop.

I swear they'll tell you to go home.
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yeah, do that. then all you'll have to deal with is a few misdemeanors

or...you could keep saying:
"so, they're guilty until proven innocent, right?"
"hey, i think that's the guy who stole my garden knome! why i oughta..."

or just laugh real sinister...

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Just sentence everyone to death. Thatll fix em!

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Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...
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Act all stoned like Bono at the 94 Grammys, they will excuse you
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just tell them you hate rent-a-cops!

or er...don't tell them that.

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Just do this to the judge:



I'm sure you'll get out of jury duty then!
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Old 05-14-2002, 11:17 PM   #9
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Originally posted by z edge:
Act all stoned like Bono at the 94 Grammys, they will excuse you
maybe I should just start yelling "BONO" at everyone I see...remember Austin? hehe...

or if that doesnt work I can always tell them I'm Larry's dog, lol



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