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Old 02-19-2007, 04:36 PM   #1
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Wrong, Sir! Wrong!

Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -

"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!"

It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing!


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Old 02-19-2007, 04:39 PM   #2
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:40 PM   #3
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Big Grin I'll give you a golden ticket

Technically, I am not sure if this would hold up in court.

Charlie, after all, is a minor. He cannot legally sign stuff.

Right? RIGHT?

One of my favorite movies anyway!
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:46 PM   #4
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And if anyone has any animations of the Acid-Induced Boat Ride, please post them here.

That movie is priceless
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Old 02-19-2007, 06:02 PM   #5
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My favorite was when Al Gore played Willy Wonka's accountant in a skit on SNL.

Gore: I even put up with riding that psychedelic boat to work every day!

I also find it hilarious that Bravo listed the boat scene as one of the scariest moments in movie history.
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