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Old 02-25-2002, 07:14 PM   #1
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Write Your Own Alanis Morissette Song

http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html


Guys, attitudes, cruelties
Why God, Why?
Attitudes, insults, egomaniacs
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of egomaniacs
Like a Yeats character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Hurt feelings, guys, jealousies
Why God, Why?
Egomaniacs, jealousies, cruelties
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of egomaniacs
Like a Yeats character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of egomaniacs
Like a Yeats character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?


Ok-I feel a little better now, but I'm still angry.

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Old 02-25-2002, 07:28 PM   #2
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"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Men make me ill
I feel miserable
Boys tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Insults are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of sexism that I feel this way?
With the purple rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Byron, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Mike Broke My Will to Live
Mike Broke My Will to Live
Mike Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Mike Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Glass-ceilings rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Condescensions defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Fingers are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of sexism that I feel this way?
With the purple rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Byron, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Mike Broke My Will to Live
Mike Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Mike Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Mike Broke My Will to Live


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I'm only asking, but I think you know.

"This is so bad it's gone way past good and back to bad again." - Enid, Ghost World.
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Old 02-25-2002, 07:42 PM   #3
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Ah ha ha ha ha! This is funny. I can't stand Alanis. I think she's terribly full of herself. But mainly it's that I find her voice unendurable.



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Your sun so bright it leaves no shadows, only scars
Carved into stone on the face of earth
The moon is up and over One Tree Hill
We see the sun go down in your eyes
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Old 02-25-2002, 08:08 PM   #4
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BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA


"I Think"

I Think Tibetans are really a huge problem
I Think Guns are too much on my mind
I Think Tanks have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a red rain, beating down on me
Like a Karowack line, which won't let go of my brain
Like brenden's ass, it is in my head

Blame it on Chinese human rights violations
Blame it on Chinese human rights violations
Blame it on Chinese human rights violations

I Think Police are gonna drive us all crazy
And Bullets make me feel like a child
I Think Wounds will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a red rain, beating down on me
Like a Karowack line, which won't let go of my brain
Like brenden's ass, it is in my head

Blame it on Chinese human rights violations
Blame it on Chinese human rights violations
Blame it on Chinese human rights violations

Like a red rain, beating down on me
Like brenden's smile, cruel and cold
Like Karowack's ass, it is in my head

Blame it on Chinese human rights violations
Blame it on Chinese human rights violations
Blame it on Chinese human rights violations
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Old 02-25-2002, 09:02 PM   #5
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"Why"

Assholes, money, roommates
Why God, Why?
Money, cable bill, Stupid people
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Stupid people
Like a Bono character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Ex-boyfriend, assholes, bitchy-sisters
Why God, Why?
Stupid people, bitchy-sisters, roommates
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Stupid people
Like a Bono character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Stupid people
Like a Bono character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
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Old 02-25-2002, 09:05 PM   #6
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Karowack line,

...or Kerouac?
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Old 02-25-2002, 11:00 PM   #7
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i dont need a silly machine.

IM Annoying as Heeeell
i want to stab my eyes with the cross u wear
its not faaaaair
to torture fans with that hair so long and scraggileeehh
yeeeoeeu yeeeeou yeeouu
outta Blow!!!
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Old 02-25-2002, 11:02 PM   #8
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Okay, true to video form, all of you must now get naked and go out into the street and sing your new song

*grabs camera*
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ii want to stab my eyes with the cross u wear
haha!!!!! this line had me in stitches!!!!!!

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Old 02-25-2002, 11:47 PM   #10
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"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Vaginas make me ill
I feel miserable
Placentas tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Ovaries are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of women that I feel this way?
With the puce rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of e.e. cummings, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Nick Broke My Will to Live
Nick Broke My Will to Live
Nick Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Nick Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Fallopian tubes rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Mammary glands defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Tampons are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of women that I feel this way?
With the puce rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of e.e. cummings, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Nick Broke My Will to Live
Nick Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Nick Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Nick Broke My Will to Live

Melon

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Old 02-25-2002, 11:48 PM   #11
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"I Think"

I Think vaginas are really a huge problem
I Think placentas are too much on my mind
I Think ovaries have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a puce rain, beating down on me
Like a e.e. cummings line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Nick's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on women
Blame it on women
Blame it on women

I Think fallopian tubes are gonna drive us all crazy
And mammary glands make me feel like a child
I Think tampons will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a puce rain, beating down on me
Like a e.e. cummings line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Nick's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on women
Blame it on women
Blame it on women

Like a puce rain, beating down on me
Like Nick's smile, cruel and cold
Like e.e. cummings's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on women
Blame it on women
Blame it on women

Melon

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"Why"

Vaginas, placentas, ovaries
Why God, Why?
Placentas, fallopian tubes, women
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this puce horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of women
Like a e.e. cummings character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Mammary glands, vaginas, tampons
Why God, Why?
Women, tampons, ovaries
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this puce disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of women
Like a e.e. cummings character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this puce misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of women
Like a e.e. cummings character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

Melon

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"He had lived through an age when men and women with energy and ruthlessness but without much ability or persistence excelled. And even though most of them had gone under, their ignorance had confused Roy, making him wonder whether the things he had striven to learn, and thought of as 'culture,' were irrelevant. Everything was supposed to be the same: commercials, Beethoven's late quartets, pop records, shopfronts, Freud, multi-coloured hair. Greatness, comparison, value, depth: gone, gone, gone. Anything could give some pleasure; he saw that. But not everything provided the sustenance of a deeper understanding." - Hanif Kureishi, Love in a Blue Time
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Old 02-26-2002, 10:06 AM   #13
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"Why"

Stinky, yucky, desgusting
Why God, Why?
Yucky, brown, LIVER
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of LIVER
Like a Bono character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Awful, stinky, shit
Why God, Why?
LIVER, shit, desgusting
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of LIVER
Like a Bono character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of LIVER
Like a Bono character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?




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Old 02-26-2002, 10:17 AM   #14
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Why Melon-3 times-you must be very angry.

You don't really hate women, do you?

Well sometimes I 'hate' men-some, of course,not all.
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