Would you step to this guy?

[No spoken words]

I wouldn't.

 

[Lancemc]

I would lay down the pwnage on his rusted ass.

 

[No spoken words]

He'd bitch slap you, then eat your home planet, then shart in his metallic pants later on as you repeated on him.

 

[Lancemc]

Oh, and when I said me, I meant him:

 

[No spoken words]

"Eye youzed to eat Green Berets(Rambos) four brekfust"

 

[phillyfan26]

How many posts have you made with that guy?

It's rivaling seeing U2Man dogs all over the place.

 

[LMP]

Unicron looks like a dyslexic unicorn to me.

 

[No spoken words]

How many posts have you made with that guy?

It's rivaling seeing U2Man dogs all over the place.

6 or 7, I think.

This is the last one. It makes me laugh.

 

[Lancemc]

And when I said John Rambo, I really meant this guy:

 

[No spoken words]

Unicron looks like a dyslexic unicorn to me.

You're good and fucked now.

Someone just got Unicroned.

 

[BVS]

Why do robots need teeth?

 

[No spoken words]

He eats planets. He needs the teeth to grind the planets into chewable bits, like vitamins for cute little children....except he's not cute or little, he's scary and really big.

 

[BVS]

He eats planets.

So then does he shit cities?

 

[LMP]

And when I said John Rambo, I really meant this guy:

The shield is down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor

 

[No spoken words]

So then does he shit cities?

Damn fucking right he does. He also shits out Lancemc. He's also a better bassist than Adam Clayton.

 

[Lancemc]

He also shits out Lancemc.

Only because I kick his ass so hard.

 

[LMP]

Damn fucking right he does. He also shits out Lancemc. He's also a better bassist than Adam Clayton.

Is this Unicron or Bill Brasky?

 

[No spoken words]

I always found the Brasky skits funny because they were not all that funny.

 

[LMP]

"Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong."
"His poop is considered currency in Argentina."
"I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'"
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!"
"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky... except for the part about planting apple trees... and not raping men."
"He did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes movies."
"He'll eat a homeless person if you dare him."
"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."
"He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle."
"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"Brasky named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that."
"If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds."
"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime."
"He breastfeeds John Madden!"
"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! Well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

Some of these are even better than the Chuck Norris jokes, I think.

 

[BVS]

He's also a better bassist than Adam Clayton.

Not with those fingers...

 

[No spoken words]

This guy would step up, I think. Fuck Brasky.

 

[No spoken words]

Not with those fingers...

You've not seen the size of his bass.

 

[Lancemc]

Chuck Norris jokes were never funny.

Brasky FTW.

 

[No spoken words]

 

[No spoken words]

It's on.

 

[RedRocksU2]

He looks like a bully.

 

[Canadiens1131]

I wouldn't.

I thought this thread was gonna be about Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

This guy would step up, I think. Fuck Brasky.

Are those the construction guys? Where are the Dinosaurs? They formed into some big pile of crap as well if my memory serves...

Sorry, where are the Dino-bots?

ME GRIMLOCK!!!

 

[No spoken words]

Don't mess with the Dinobots. Swoop will jack your ass up, and Grimlock will crap right on your lawn.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I read this thread title as "Would you sleep with this guy?"