Would you rather

[hardyharhar]

ummmmmmm hair



wyr have your feet tickled or listen to bad jokes

 

[bonocrazy88]

have my feet ticked my a hottie.

wyr grow ears the size of CDs OR a nose the size of a tennis ball?

 

[hardyharhar]

ears - imagine all the piercings you could get in those



wyr laugh so hard you can't breathe or get breakfast in bed

 

[bonocrazy88]

hmm get breakfast in bed by someone who makes me laugh so hard I can't breathe.

hehe I know I'm cheating!

wyr work for a company that pays a lot and has great hours but goes against every moral thought in your being OR work for a job that pays crap and has long hours but supports all your moral standards?

 

[hardyharhar]

What's the company line, sir?

I'll take the money and give some away, right?


wyr step on a floor full of roaches or non-poisonous snakes

 

[bonocrazy88]

hmm... roaches I suppose.

wyr eat year-old ostrich egg raw OR eat a whole glass of someone's snot when they had a cold?

 

[bonocrazy88]

hardyhar, are you a man or a woman?

 

[hardyharhar]

I guess the snot Can I use tabasco w/ it



wyr cheat to get an A or be honest and fail

oh yeah, man Can I still play wyr?

 

[bonocrazy88]

be honest and fail.

ooh no it's fine, I just wondered.

wyr cut your hand off with a steak knife OR cut your hand off by tying a thin wire around it and pulling the ends in opposite ways until the hand lost feeling and fell off?

 

[hardyharhar]

Steak knife, what a mess it's gonna be



OK, smarty pants, how about this

wyr have acid slowly dripped on your head until it made a hole and dissolved your meaty mass of a brain or have your skin scraped off with course sand paper

 

[bonocrazy88]

skin scraped off I guess. At least there's a chance of survival. God that is morbid.

wyr be on a reality show that televised your every movement, including bathroom and bedroom habits OR have a book written that chronicled every negative thought you had about anything?

 

[hardyharhar]

I'll take the book, no one would get through that encyclopedia of negative thoughts


wyr be cross-eyed or have a constant drool

 

[bonocrazy88]

mm... god, I guess a constant drool. yikes.

wyr know all the adademicl knowledge in the world but have no social life OR have an incredible social life but be virtually without intelligence?

 

[hardyharhar]

so, would I rather be a democrat or republican, in other words


I guess no social life, I'm used to that already

wyr take a long walk or sit at the computer

 

[bonocrazy88]

take a long walk.

wyr learn German or French?

 

[hardyharhar]

French



wyr have a night on the town with a real fun a-hole or a boring night at home with the raccoons

 

[bonocrazy88]

my god I would go with the a-hole. At least he's fun!

wyr watch old television shows from the 60s with LOUD sound or old movies from the 30s without sound?

 

[hardyharhar]

Good answer. Though I do like raccoons

I can't choose, like them both. I'll go with the tv shows


wyr see a film you've seen before and liked, again, or go to the monster truck rally

 

[bonocrazy88]

OMG a film I've already seen. A monster truck rally would be like hell for me.

wyr watch a 6 hour documentary on the mating habits of fruit flies OR watch paint dry in a huge auditorium?

 

[hardyharhar]

Good answer again

Well, I am a guy, so even though we like to paint, mating habits of anything usually gets our attention


wyr wait for something you want or go out and get it immediately

 

[bonocrazy88]

Go out and get it immediately. I have zero tolerance for waiting on much of anything.

wyr go to India or Israel?

 

[hardyharhar]

That's a tough one, India is bigger so a longer trip




wyr gain knowledge or patience

 

[bonocrazy88]

patience. that's a priceless quality.

wyr gain money or fame?

 

[hardyharhar]

money - I'm a loner




wyr be happy and rich then die young or happy and old

 

[bonocrazy88]

Happy and old...

wyr go to bed or stay up all night?

 

[hardyharhar]

stay up all night, though I usually go to bed




wyr have food or the internet

 

[bonocrazy88]

food! haha
geez.

wyr be a nudist or a police officer?

 

[hardyharhar]

nudist, though I'd be arrested by the police officer



wyr sleep or watch another hour go by

 

[music.u2]

sleep

wyr stay in you pyjamas all day even if you have to go out or stay in your clothes all day and sleep in them that night?

 

[bonocrazy88]

Stay in my clothes all day. I hate wearing PJs all day. It feels like I am not making an effort. And I certainly would not go out in them.

wyr live in Greenland OR Iceland?