Would you rather

[AngelofHarlem01]

both are awful..but i guess the car horns.

wyr be chased for a day by the creepy "Children of the Corn" kids or have to go to school with a Tellytubby.

 

[bonocrazy88]

haha school with the Tellytubby. I guess at least he isn't evil. or is he?

wyr have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

 

[hardyharhar]

I believe urine is sterile, so I'll take that. Thank you very much


wyr be drawn and quartered or boiled alive

 

[hardyharhar]

boiled alive How bout something a bit more cheery this time, Hardy


wyr be covered in hot fudge or cold whipped cream

 

[bonocrazy88]

cold whipped cream. haha

wyr be bitten by a rabid dog OR attacked by a raccoon with Herpes?

 

[hardyharhar]

Raccoon - I should be able to keep myself from making out with it


wyr get googly eyes from someone repulsive or whispers in your ear from someone with really bad breath that can't be changed.

 

[bonocrazy88]

googly eyes from someone repulsive. at least they aren't getting in my personal space.

wyr find out the medicine you have been taking for years is defective and causes skin lesions OR find out the shampoo you have been using for years causes premature hair loss?

 

[hardyharhar]

How does someone in such a pretty yellow room come up with this stuff

I'll take the hair loss. No more shaving

wyr live with creepy people or gentle gorilla's

 

[bonocrazy88]

hehe yeah I think of some pretty wild things.

gentle gorillas. I love animals.

wyr have a cat who can talk and tells all your secrets OR a bird who repeats all the bad things you say about people?

 

[flybabe]

A Bird
so i woulden` have to tell them myself

wyr be eaten by Gentle Ben or go on a date with Yogy Bear

 

[hardyharhar]

Yogi - He gets the best picnic baskets


wyr go shopping or stay home

 

[bonocrazy88]

go shopping!!

wyr find poop on your pillow OR find puke in your shoes?

 

[hardyharhar]

Sloane - you can come with me and Yogi

Poop on the pillow


Now, about staying at home

I'm getting lost again

 

[bonocrazy88]

i changed mine to go shopping already

wyr eat mice OR eat lice?

 

[hardyharhar]

Do I get to use salt?

I'll take a pile of lice, please


wyr live alone with your thoughts or in paradise with Republicans

 

[bonocrazy88]

lmao Republicans I suppose. Even though I am not a Republican, a lot of my family is and I could just grin and bear it....and get in LOTS of arguments.

WYR drink gasoline OR drink bacon grease hot from the stove?

 

[hardyharhar]

yummmmm ...................... bacon grease


wyr stay a vegetarian with only brussel sprouts or have an occasional rack of ribs

 

[bonocrazy88]

eww god I don't know. I am a vegetarian now. But I would hate to eat only brussel sprouts. I don't want to eat ribs, though.

wyr have your boss overhear you saying terrible things about him/her OR overhear your best friend saying horrible things about you?

 

[hardyharhar]

best friend - otherwise I'm probably out of a job


wyr look really good at a crappy party or feel sloppy and out of place at a fun party

 

[bonocrazy88]

look really good at a crappy party. Gosh I always want to look good.

wyr be able to run really really fast OR be able to be able to climb anything?

 

[hardyharhar]

^ you look mahvelous dahling

I already can climb anything sorta, so I'll try running real fast


wyr stay in school or get a great job

 

[bonocrazy88]

stay in school for now... just because i want to learn and not work at this point.

wyr constantly smell rotten eggs OR constantly smell LIKE dead animals.

 

[hardyharhar]

Rotten eggs. Can't handle the smell of rotting corpse's. And I always seem to get them in my yard.


wyr walk on burning coals or watch a reality show

 

[bonocrazy88]

watch a reality show. Some of them I can get addicted to.

wyr have only paper sacks for clothes OR have only butter for toothpaste?

 

[music.u2]

paper sacks for clothes.. I could get different coloured ones

wyr be able to read people's minds or be able to see the future a few minutes before it occurs?

 

[bonocrazy88]

read people's minds. I'd drive myself crazy with trying to save people, etc.

wyr live near a trash dump and smell the rotten garbage all day OR live right on the sewer and smell the rotten sewer all day?

 

[music.u2]

oOoOo sewer! It was on the news here recently about people whose houses were built beside a landfill site and how the flies where taking over there lives.. there were thousands upon thousands of flies including dead ones everywhere so definately the sewer please!

wyr resit every exam you've ever taken in your life and whatever grade you get replaces you're old one or live in the jungle for five days and have to survive on insects etc

 

[bonocrazy88]

live in the jungle. I FREAKING hate exams. The jungle for 5 days would give me a reality check about how privileged I am....to not have to constantly worry about survival.

wyr have every hair in your body plucked one at a time for days upon end OR have someone pour habanero sauce in your eyes?

 

[hardyharhar]

I'll take the habanero sauce,



wyr have gophers or squirrels

 

[bonocrazy88]

squirrels!

wyr eat hair from the sink drain OR someone else's dirty sock?