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Old 07-05-2005, 05:13 PM   #121
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There has been an onslaught of similar sounding nü-metal crap like Crossfade, Three Days Grace, Smile Empty Soul, ect... they all have cliche lyrics that involve booze and/or getting high as well as whining about parents.

How about this atrocity:

Go!

It's a-1, 2, 3
Take my hand and come with me
Because you look so fine
That I really wanna make you mine

I say, you look so fine
That I really wanna make you mine

4, 5, 6
C'mon and get your kicks
Now you don’t need the money
When you look like that, do ya, honey

Big black boots
Long brown hair
She’s so sweet
With her get-back stare

Well I could see
You home with me
But you were with another man, yeah
I know we ain't got much to say
Before I let you get away, yeah

I said, are you gonna be my girl

Well a-1, 2, 3
Take my hand and come with me
Because you look so fine
That I really wanna make you mine

I said, you look so fine
That I really wanna make you mine

4, 5, 6
C'mon and get your kicks
Now you don’t need the money
With a face like that, do ya honey

Big black boots
Long brown hair
She’s so sweet
With her get-back stare

Well, I could see
You home with me
But you were with another man, yeah
I know we ain't got much to say
Before I let you get away, yeah

I said, are you gonna be my girl

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
C'mon!

I could see
You home with me
But you were with another man, yeah
I know we ain't got much to say
Before I let you get away, yeah
Be my girl
Be my girl
Are you gonna be my girl?
Yeah!

I despise Jet with a passion, and those lyrics are just awful. "Because you look so fine that I really wanna make you mine??" Christ almighty.
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Old 07-06-2005, 05:47 AM   #122
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Old 07-06-2005, 10:17 AM   #123
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pure pub rock
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:15 PM   #124
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that stupid Madonna song, some of the lyrics are " I do my pilattes in a room full of hotties", and something else like " I drive a mini cooper, and its really superduper" and by the way, she is rapping this part.
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:27 PM   #125
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Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice... particularly this line:

"Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon"

Like a pound of bacon?
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:31 PM   #126
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:38 PM   #127
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I'd say Little John and the East Side Boyz..I goes "Wait till u see my...oh"

But I can't understand it with all the whispering. So I'll go with...

2 live crew: Hoochie Mama
Big booty hoes hop wit it!
Hoochie mamas hop wit it!

She ain't nothin but a hoochie mama
Hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama!
Yeah, she ain't nothin but a hoochie mama
Hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama!

Funny tho since this is my theme song for my neighbor.
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Old 11-04-2005, 05:40 PM   #128
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Samantha Mumba "Always Come Back to Your Love". Actually anything by her. Who the hell has she writing her lyrics? I honestly think, I'm actually not just saying this it is my honest opinion, that I could have written better lyrics for her when I was aged 11 or 12. I am 17 now and even my simplist lyrics would probably be over my head (most of my lyric writing has been inspired by Bono's absolutely stunning songwriting).

"I've been up and down,
I've been all over town"

With opening lines like that, you know it's only going to go from bad to worse...
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Old 11-04-2005, 09:08 PM   #129
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After careful deliberation and summer of crap songs, I now have a 5-way tie

Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Incomplete - Backstreet Boys
My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas
Don't Cha - The Pussycat Dolls
Fix You - Coldplay
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Old 11-05-2005, 12:36 AM   #130
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So you don't confuse them with mountains"

Whenever, Wherever - Shakira

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Old 11-05-2005, 02:24 AM   #131
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Scars, by Papa Roach: Worst. Song. Ever.

Amusingly, it drips with a sweet irony that it could be so trite and meaningless, yet the whiny teen angsty crowd is like 'OMG THAT SONG DESCRIBES MY LIFE'... Cliche? Very. I hope they choke.





On a different side... Rock Lobster by the B52s is a terrible song, absolutely terrible... the lyrics are crap. Yet it entrances me in some perverse way, and I love it. THEY ALL HAD MATCHING TOWELS! ba nuh nuh nuh dah nuh nah nuh nah nahhhhhhh rock lobstahhh?! ... classic.
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Old 11-05-2005, 02:27 AM   #132
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Quote:
Originally posted by trevster2k
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains"

Whenever, Wherever - Shakira

Shakira has some messed up lyrics, but I like her anyway.
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Old 11-05-2005, 03:42 AM   #133
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how many times has elevation been posted so far?

is it time to post those lyrics again?
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i did it all for the nookie... yea
the nookie... yea
so you can take that cookie
and stick up your... yea
stick it up your... yea
sitck it up your... yea
stick it up your... yea

lyrical genius... i bow down to you, fred durst.
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The worst lyrics of all time is Things To Make And Do by U2.
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