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Old 06-21-2005, 08:45 AM   #76
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That is truly awful Aardvark.
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That is truly awful Aardvark.
Indeed. It is taken from the album 'Tomb of the mutilated', which sells quite well in my shop suprisingly.
Needless to say, I never play it!

Here's 1 more for you.

Cannibal Corpse

'Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt'


Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness
Echoing their madness

The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken

Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I fucked her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human

I never see them, but I know they're there
Locked in my subconcious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities
Tear at me
Hold her arms
Her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard
Out pour her guts

Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
descriptions of my killings
bone chilling

Terror, tear, her
Virgin cunt

Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver I am gnawing

Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her cunt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I fucked her emptied body
Until she became stiff
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that's just disturbing mate
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that's just disturbing mate
Yep - and I reckon i've killed the thread!
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Ah, yes, the great Cannibal Corpse. I was wondering if they might make an apperance in this thread. Of course their lyrics are filled with gore and unspeakable filth, but that in itself does not mean they are among the 'Worst Lyrics Ever'. There are some truly crappy lines in these songs. The most laughable (and sad)thing is that they and their fans think their lyrics are cool.

Alot of these 'scary lyrics' are written on an 8th grade level (at best).

"Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus"
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Yep - and I reckon i've killed the thread!


never has a truer word been spoken!
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:38 AM   #82
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I wonder where Cannibal Corpse can go from here?

Maybe they will write something like

"I eat all the flesh that I kill
I mixed her intestines into the bean casserole
and glazed the ham with her bile"



HeartlandGirl, pls tell me that you're not a fan of Cannibal Corpse too.
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I forgot one.....

what about the Abercrombie and Fitch song?
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:36 PM   #84
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"Shut Up and Sleep with Me" - Sin with Sebastian

Chorus
Shut up
and sleep with me
Come on uh huh and sleep with me(repeat 4X.)

Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up...up..
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I forgot one.....

what about the Abercrombie and Fitch song?
oh my freakin god!!! LFO!!!! the panic... the vomit.. the panic... the vomit.... LFO sucked!
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"Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus"
































Just kidding!!!
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Here's 1 more for you.

Cannibal Corpse

'Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt'
wow. cannibal corpse. that takes me back to the days when i worked at hmv. this kid used to come in all the time to order cannibal corpse cd's. i think there was something wrong with him, like psycologically, you know? you could just tell. he had this weird voice, like the kid from 'the shining' when he's saying "red rum, red rum...". then we saw the covers of these cannibal corpse cd's, and we were like, 'oh MAN, what the fuck?!' we used to call him 'damien', because we thought we was the devil's spawn. we always tried to avoid having to deal with him because he'd always want to order every single cannibal corpse cd that he didn't have. but the people from his group home (yes, group home ) told us that he was only allowed to order one cd at a time, and he would get kind of agitated when we said he couldn't order more. so one day i had to help him order yet another cannibal corpse cd. i finished writing up his order, gave him his copy and said, 'we'll call you when it comes in.' and he looked at me and said in that creepy, red-rum voice of his, 'you're really pretty.' and i was like, 'oh sweet jesus, help me!' as calmly as i could, i said, 'thank you. we'll call you when it comes in,' and he left. i turned to my co-worker, with a look on my face not unlike this one: only to find him laughing his ass off at me.

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wow. cannibal corpse. that takes me back to the days when i worked at hmv. this kid used to come in all the time to order cannibal corpse cd's. i think there was something wrong with him, like psycologically, you know? you could just tell. he had this weird voice, like the kid from 'the shining' when he's saying "red rum, red rum...". then we saw the covers of these cannibal corpse cd's, and we were like, 'oh MAN, what the fuck?!' we used to call him 'damien', because we thought we was the devil's spawn. we always tried to avoid having to deal with him because he'd always want to order every single cannibal corpse cd that he didn't have. but the people from his group home (yes, group home ) told us that he was only allowed to order one cd at a time, and he would get kind of agitated when we said he couldn't order more. so one day i had to help him order yet another cannibal corpse cd. i finished writing up his order, gave him his copy and said, 'we'll call you when it comes in.' and he looked at me and said in that creepy, red-rum voice of his, 'you're really pretty.' and i was like, 'oh sweet jesus, help me!' as calmly as i could, i said, 'thank you. we'll call you when it comes in,' and he left. i turned to my co-worker, with a look on my face not unlike this one: only to find him laughing his ass off at me.

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Great story! I must say, I do find it weird how anyone can even enjoy listening to them. I mean, I like a lot of metal, but nothing like them - they're just a little too much!
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i turned to my co-worker, with a look on my face not unlike this one:
That made me laugh. You should have told him that he might attract a pretty girl someday if he would stop listening to Cannibal Corpse.
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