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Old 06-20-2005, 07:33 PM   #61
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"The Reason" by Hoobastank
"The Reason" by Hoobastank is the worse song ever written. Period. Everything about it is horrible.

Anyone that's putting U2 in this thread is simply wrong. Everything else listed in this thread is far worse than anything U2 has written. Nevermind how it compares to Achtung Baby or whatever, we're talking WORST LYRICS EVER here. I mean, come on, do you really think any of U2's lyrics are as bad as, say, "Aaron's Party"?

Lynn walked in
The girl I’m crushin’
And the kid spilled juice
On my mom’s new cushion
I turned around and
Another kid broke the lamp
(I hope they weren’t expensive)
They got them from france
For now I won’t sweat it
I’ll clean it up later
There’s a honey over there
And I really wanna meet her

Yeah, you're right, the lyrics to All Because of You are FAR worse...
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Old 06-20-2005, 07:49 PM   #62
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Re: WORST lyrical songs ever?

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My vote goes to Nelly's "Hot in Herre".

"Its gettng hot in herre, so take of all your clothes..." UGHHH! *imagines torturing Nelly until he is totally incapable of producing more pointless drivel*.
my new best friend. Absolutely horrible song.

The worst part is the response....

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes."
"I am getting so hot, I want to take my clothes off."

oh my God shoot me.
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:22 PM   #63
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Ludracris really outdid himself with "Ho". The chorus just paints the most vivid picture with words:

Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)

Plus, we get the immortal line "Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya"

Give me 'intellectual tortoise' over 'hozone laya' any day. At least the tortoise line means something, by way of comparing human intellect to God's.

From Lorrie Morgan - "Whoop-De-Do"
"Back when I was just fresh off the farm
Little Miss Naive met Mr. Charm
I froze up like a deer in the headlights
And you knocked me off my hooves"

From Van Halen - "Summer Nights"
"'Cause they love it, when me and the boys
Wanna play some love with them human toys
Whoa! We wind 'em up n' let 'em go. Oh yeah
Whoa yeah!"

Referring to 'good lookin' women as human toys, sheer brilliance.
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"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes."
"I am getting so hot, I want to take my clothes off."
Niiiice!! The 2nd line makes me want to roll around in the floor laughing until I wet myself.
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Let It Whip has pretty silly lyrics, even though I like the song.

"Let's whip it baby....let's whip it right....let's whip it baby....whip it all night"....

I don't know, pretty bad stuff. But fun, at least.

We Built this City on Rock N Roll remains at the top of my list, despite all the great posts here.
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Off subject, but this is my absolute favorite misheard lyric.

Dream Theater - "6:00"

Real lyric - "Nobody knows what they want, till they finally let it all go"
Misheard as - "Nobody knows what they want, till they're fondling little girls"
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Scream- Micheal and janet Jackson
Toxic- Britney Spears
Destiny's Child- Girl
That song about Ben Affleck- J.Lo
Anything by either of the Simpsons
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Ludracris really outdid himself with "Ho". The chorus just paints the most vivid picture with words:

Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)

Plus, we get the immortal line "Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya"

Give me 'intellectual tortoise' over 'hozone laya' any day. At least the tortoise line means something, by way of comparing human intellect to God's.
Sorry, but I like this song too. Cleverness, people! Hozone layer? Brilliant! I wish I'd thought of it.
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Originally posted by 2Hearts
Ludracris really outdid himself with "Ho". The chorus just paints the most vivid picture with words:

Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)

Plus, we get the immortal line "Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya"
This song is a masterpiece. MASTERPIECE. If you dont believe me, I will fight you. That's no lie.

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I prefer the genre of music that deals exclusively with the Strat-Ho-Sphere.

And ABBA.

Justice!
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Sorry, but I like this song too. Cleverness, people! Hozone layer? Brilliant! I wish I'd thought of it.
I'm getting more and more confident that I could be a great songwriter. I could sit around and come up with stuff like this all day. But perversion is not the rare quality that you make it out to be, so I doubt that I'd ever hit it big.
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Ludracris really outdid himself with "Ho". The chorus just paints the most vivid picture with words:

Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)
that's a good one. I went to an Eminem concert and Ludacris was one of the openers. He did another song with more horrible lyrics:

"MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY!"

he says the line like 100 times in the song. The whole time he was rapping it we were all screaming, "MOVE BITCH, GET OFF THE STAGE!!"
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^ I know "Move Bitch" too. It's amazing how much talent 1 human being can have.

There's a song called "Cross on the Highway" by Hank Williams Jr. that is supposed to honor 2 people killed in a car wreck. The song goes horribly wrong when he gets to the line "He was the all-time leader in sacks" (talking about Derrick Thomas's college football career). It wouldn't be so bad if he just spoke these words, but no, he tries to sing them. That is a no-no. I don't care what kind of melody you have, singing sports statistics will never sound right. Please!
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'I Cum Blood'


Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my own cock with a knife

Violent, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction




Lovely stuff...
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