WORST lyrical songs ever?

[AtomicBono]

"The Reason" by Hoobastank

"The Reason" by Hoobastank is the worse song ever written. Period. Everything about it is horrible.

Anyone that's putting U2 in this thread is simply wrong. Everything else listed in this thread is far worse than anything U2 has written. Nevermind how it compares to Achtung Baby or whatever, we're talking WORST LYRICS EVER here. I mean, come on, do you really think any of U2's lyrics are as bad as, say, "Aaron's Party"?

Lynn walked in
The girl I’m crushin’
And the kid spilled juice
On my mom’s new cushion
I turned around and
Another kid broke the lamp
(I hope they weren’t expensive)
They got them from france
For now I won’t sweat it
I’ll clean it up later
There’s a honey over there
And I really wanna meet her

Yeah, you're right, the lyrics to All Because of You are FAR worse...

 

[RademR]

My vote goes to Nelly's "Hot in Herre".

"Its gettng hot in herre, so take of all your clothes..." UGHHH! *imagines torturing Nelly until he is totally incapable of producing more pointless drivel*.

my new best friend. Absolutely horrible song.

The worst part is the response....

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes."
"I am getting so hot, I want to take my clothes off."

oh my God shoot me.

 

[2Hearts]

Ludracris really outdid himself with "Ho". The chorus just paints the most vivid picture with words:

Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)

Plus, we get the immortal line "Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya"

Give me 'intellectual tortoise' over 'hozone laya' any day. At least the tortoise line means something, by way of comparing human intellect to God's.

From Lorrie Morgan - "Whoop-De-Do"
"Back when I was just fresh off the farm
Little Miss Naive met Mr. Charm
I froze up like a deer in the headlights
And you knocked me off my hooves"

From Van Halen - "Summer Nights"
"'Cause they love it, when me and the boys
Wanna play some love with them human toys
Whoa! We wind 'em up n' let 'em go. Oh yeah
Whoa yeah!"

Referring to 'good lookin' women as human toys, sheer brilliance.

 

[2Hearts]

Re: Re: WORST lyrical songs ever?

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes."
"I am getting so hot, I want to take my clothes off."

Niiiice!! The 2nd line makes me want to roll around in the floor laughing until I wet myself.

 

[No spoken words]

Let It Whip has pretty silly lyrics, even though I like the song.

"Let's whip it baby....let's whip it right....let's whip it baby....whip it all night"....

I don't know, pretty bad stuff. But fun, at least.

We Built this City on Rock N Roll remains at the top of my list, despite all the great posts here.

 

[2Hearts]

Off subject, but this is my absolute favorite misheard lyric.

Dream Theater - "6:00"

Real lyric - "Nobody knows what they want, till they finally let it all go"
Misheard as - "Nobody knows what they want, till they're fondling little girls"

 

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[#1bonofan]

Scream- Micheal and janet Jackson
Toxic- Britney Spears
Destiny's Child- Girl
That song about Ben Affleck- J.Lo
Anything by either of the Simpsons

 

[HeartlandGirl]

Ludracris really outdid himself with "Ho". The chorus just paints the most vivid picture with words:

Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)

Plus, we get the immortal line "Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya"

Give me 'intellectual tortoise' over 'hozone laya' any day. At least the tortoise line means something, by way of comparing human intellect to God's.

Sorry, but I like this song too. Cleverness, people! Hozone layer? Brilliant! I wish I'd thought of it.

 

[u2popmofo]

Ludracris really outdid himself with "Ho". The chorus just paints the most vivid picture with words:

Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)

Plus, we get the immortal line "Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya"

This song is a masterpiece. MASTERPIECE. If you dont believe me, I will fight you. That's no lie.

 

[GARY#2]

I prefer the genre of music that deals exclusively with the Strat-Ho-Sphere.

And ABBA.

Justice!

 

[2Hearts]

Sorry, but I like this song too. Cleverness, people! Hozone layer? Brilliant! I wish I'd thought of it.

I'm getting more and more confident that I could be a great songwriter. I could sit around and come up with stuff like this all day. But perversion is not the rare quality that you make it out to be, so I doubt that I'd ever hit it big.

 

[RademR]

Ludracris really outdid himself with "Ho". The chorus just paints the most vivid picture with words:

Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)

that's a good one. I went to an Eminem concert and Ludacris was one of the openers. He did another song with more horrible lyrics:

"MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY!"

he says the line like 100 times in the song. The whole time he was rapping it we were all screaming, "MOVE BITCH, GET OFF THE STAGE!!"

 

[2Hearts]

^ I know "Move Bitch" too. It's amazing how much talent 1 human being can have.

There's a song called "Cross on the Highway" by Hank Williams Jr. that is supposed to honor 2 people killed in a car wreck. The song goes horribly wrong when he gets to the line "He was the all-time leader in sacks" (talking about Derrick Thomas's college football career). It wouldn't be so bad if he just spoke these words, but no, he tries to sing them. That is a no-no. I don't care what kind of melody you have, singing sports statistics will never sound right. Please!

 

[Aardvark747]

Cannibal Corpse

'I Cum Blood'


Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my own cock with a knife

Violent, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction




Lovely stuff...

 

[financeguy]

That is truly awful Aardvark.

 

[Aardvark747]

That is truly awful Aardvark.

Indeed. It is taken from the album 'Tomb of the mutilated', which sells quite well in my shop suprisingly.
Needless to say, I never play it!

Here's 1 more for you.

Cannibal Corpse

'Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt'


Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness
Echoing their madness

The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken

Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I fucked her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human

I never see them, but I know they're there
Locked in my subconcious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities
Tear at me
Hold her arms
Her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard
Out pour her guts

Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
descriptions of my killings
bone chilling

Terror, tear, her
Virgin cunt

Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver I am gnawing

Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her cunt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I fucked her emptied body
Until she became stiff

 

[1stepcloser]

that's just disturbing mate

 

[Aardvark747]

that's just disturbing mate

Yep - and I reckon i've killed the thread!

 

[2Hearts]

Ah, yes, the great Cannibal Corpse. I was wondering if they might make an apperance in this thread. Of course their lyrics are filled with gore and unspeakable filth, but that in itself does not mean they are among the 'Worst Lyrics Ever'. There are some truly crappy lines in these songs. The most laughable (and sad)thing is that they and their fans think their lyrics are cool.

Alot of these 'scary lyrics' are written on an 8th grade level (at best).

"Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus"

 

[1stepcloser]

Yep - and I reckon i've killed the thread!

never has a truer word been spoken!

 

[2Hearts]

I wonder where Cannibal Corpse can go from here?

Maybe they will write something like

"I eat all the flesh that I kill
I mixed her intestines into the bean casserole
and glazed the ham with her bile"



HeartlandGirl, pls tell me that you're not a fan of Cannibal Corpse too.

 

[Numb1075]

I forgot one.....

what about the Abercrombie and Fitch song?

 

[2Hearts]

"Shut Up and Sleep with Me" - Sin with Sebastian

Chorus
Shut up
and sleep with me
Come on uh huh and sleep with me(repeat 4X.)

Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up...up..

 

[Zoots]

shut up!

 

[Zoots]

I forgot one.....

what about the Abercrombie and Fitch song?

oh my freakin god!!! LFO!!!! the panic... the vomit.. the panic... the vomit.... LFO sucked!

 

[Aardvark747]

"Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus"

Just kidding!!!

 

[lmjhitman]

Here's 1 more for you.

Cannibal Corpse

'Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt'

wow. cannibal corpse. that takes me back to the days when i worked at hmv. this kid used to come in all the time to order cannibal corpse cd's. i think there was something wrong with him, like psycologically, you know? you could just tell. he had this weird voice, like the kid from 'the shining' when he's saying "red rum, red rum...". then we saw the covers of these cannibal corpse cd's, and we were like, 'oh MAN, what the fuck?!' we used to call him 'damien', because we thought we was the devil's spawn. we always tried to avoid having to deal with him because he'd always want to order every single cannibal corpse cd that he didn't have. but the people from his group home (yes, group home ) told us that he was only allowed to order one cd at a time, and he would get kind of agitated when we said he couldn't order more. so one day i had to help him order yet another cannibal corpse cd. i finished writing up his order, gave him his copy and said, 'we'll call you when it comes in.' and he looked at me and said in that creepy, red-rum voice of his, 'you're really pretty.' and i was like, 'oh sweet jesus, help me!' as calmly as i could, i said, 'thank you. we'll call you when it comes in,' and he left. i turned to my co-worker, with a look on my face not unlike this one: only to find him laughing his ass off at me.

cannibal corpse

 

[Aardvark747]

wow. cannibal corpse. that takes me back to the days when i worked at hmv. this kid used to come in all the time to order cannibal corpse cd's. i think there was something wrong with him, like psycologically, you know? you could just tell. he had this weird voice, like the kid from 'the shining' when he's saying "red rum, red rum...". then we saw the covers of these cannibal corpse cd's, and we were like, 'oh MAN, what the fuck?!' we used to call him 'damien', because we thought we was the devil's spawn. we always tried to avoid having to deal with him because he'd always want to order every single cannibal corpse cd that he didn't have. but the people from his group home (yes, group home ) told us that he was only allowed to order one cd at a time, and he would get kind of agitated when we said he couldn't order more. so one day i had to help him order yet another cannibal corpse cd. i finished writing up his order, gave him his copy and said, 'we'll call you when it comes in.' and he looked at me and said in that creepy, red-rum voice of his, 'you're really pretty.' and i was like, 'oh sweet jesus, help me!' as calmly as i could, i said, 'thank you. we'll call you when it comes in,' and he left. i turned to my co-worker, with a look on my face not unlike this one: only to find him laughing his ass off at me.

cannibal corpse

Great story! I must say, I do find it weird how anyone can even enjoy listening to them. I mean, I like a lot of metal, but nothing like them - they're just a little too much!

 

[2Hearts]

i turned to my co-worker, with a look on my face not unlike this one:

That made me laugh. You should have told him that he might attract a pretty girl someday if he would stop listening to Cannibal Corpse.