Woodenbong, New South Wales Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've conquered:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Mustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sugar Tit, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennslyvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas

Now we arrive in Woodenbong, New South Wales, just south of the Queensland border. Wikipedia claims its name derives from an Aboriginal word for "wood ducks on water", but I'd also be inclined to believe that it was named by some hippies from Nimbin. It is nestled in a lowly-populated, picturesque, hilly region near national parks and world heritage sites ... making it the perfect location to grow stuff for your Woodenbong away from prying eyes.

Woodenbong, New South Wales - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[mysterious_jen]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Axver]

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[mysterious_jen]

mmm wooden bong....

 

[Galeongirl]

still way too little posts!

I gotta leave this thread already... half an hour left and I want to eat something and get some coffee in me before having to leave

 

[Axver]

Righto, time to actually make that dinner.

And have a good one, GG2!

 

[Axver]

mmm wooden bong....

I thought you'd appreciate this location.

 

[mysterious_jen]

byeeeeeeeee guys, i may actually go and pass out i think

 

[Axver]

Have a good night, Jen!

 

[mysterious_jen]

decided to comeback, revived by the awesome power of VEGIMITE !

 

[Axver]

Marmite is even better.

 

[major_panic]

Came in right on time for the new thread!

 

[major_panic]

... Or not, seeing as how the "new" thread was started over 20 mins ago...

 

[Axver]

Hey U-Wen!

This is probably the slowest start to a thread yet.

 

[Axver]

Also, you missed the first Superthread to visit China.

15ed! Twice in one day. Now that's never happened to me before.

 

[major_panic]

China!


Well, no real big loss there. Much as I like the place, it's the countryside, the valleys and canyons that I love, the small villages and towns that probably no longer exist.

 

[mysterious_jen]

hey u wen, finlly have been checking out aqua teen hunger force ! damm that shit is weirdass funny

 

[Axver]

I believe BoMac said that Wanglik is indeed a small town - he's been to it. It's not large enough to have an article written about it on the English Wikipedia yet anyway!

We really are very short on Asian locations, though. Without checking the masterlist, off the top of my head, we've just hit Cumbum, Saddam Hussein Town, and Wanglik. I don't suppose you know anywhere that brings the lulz? Bangkok is an obvious one ...

 

[mysterious_jen]

confushious says man who walk though doorway sideways with an erection surely will bangcock

(no offence there )

 

[major_panic]

I believe BoMac said that Wanglik is indeed a small town - he's been to it. It's not large enough to have an article written about it on the English Wikipedia yet anyway!

We really are very short on Asian locations, though. Without checking the masterlist, off the top of my head, we've just hit Cumbum, Saddam Hussein Town, and Wanglik. I don't suppose you know anywhere that brings the lulz? Bangkok is an obvious one ...

Yeah, Bangkok is really the most obvious one. Can't think of many others at the moment, although surprisingly, the name "Kuala Lumpur", the capital of Malaysia, can roughly translate to "muddy place".

 

[major_panic]

hey u wen, finlly have been checking out aqua teen hunger force ! damm that shit is weirdass funny

Hey Jen!

I don't remember saying anything about aqua teen hunger force, but cool!

(maybe you were thinking about another random asian guy?)

 

[Axver]

Yeah, Bangkok is really the most obvious one. Can't think of many others at the moment, although surprisingly, the name "Kuala Lumpur", the capital of Malaysia, can roughly translate to "muddy place".

Ha. I'm sure Japan will turn up some good names starting with 'Fuku' if I looked ...

 

[mysterious_jen]

Hey Jen!

I don't remember saying anything about aqua teen hunger force, but cool!

(maybe you were thinking about another random asian guy?)

im sure that was you ages ago ! no other random asians here !

 

[Axver]

confushious says man who walk though doorway sideways with an erection surely will bangcock

That's bad.

 

[mysterious_jen]

That's bad.

i think thats how it goes... lack of shortterm memory (dont drink folks!) means i suck at jokes .

 

[major_panic]

Ha. I'm sure Japan will turn up some good names starting with 'Fuku' if I looked ...

Yeah, there's probably that. Or there's probably some place starting with Wang in China...

Actually, there's a road between my house and the city somewhere that's called "Hiscock Road". So, uh, you wouldn't want to be living in number 8 on that street... You'd never get taken seriously.

In other news, The Dark Knight is surely the best film to come out this year, if not nearly this decade.

 

[bono_212]

Ha. I'm sure Japan will turn up some good names starting with 'Fuku' if I looked ...

The Cubs have a baseball player by the name of Kosuke Fukudome. When I went to the opening day game back in March, there was a lady (very inebriated) who would yell out everytime he was at bat "FUCK YOU! DO ME!"

 

[major_panic]

i think thats how it goes... lack of shortterm memory (dont drink folks!) means i suck at jokes .

Yeah, I used to know lots of "Confucius says" jokes, but can't remember them now...

 

[major_panic]

The Cubs have a baseball player by the name of Kosuke Fukudome. When I went to the opening day game back in March, there was a lady (very inebriated) who would yell out everytime he was at bat "FUCK YOU! DO ME!"

Win!

 

[Axver]

Actually, there's a road between my house and the city somewhere that's called "Hiscock Road". So, uh, you wouldn't want to be living in number 8 on that street... You'd never get taken seriously.

Oh god!

WE ARE GOING THERE NEXT.