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Old 04-24-2002, 10:22 PM   #46
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Anyway, now i've got my giggling under,um, control, i'll say that some penises are much better looking than others, and uh...I do indeed find those ones attractive, very attractive.
But then, i also think Bulldogs are cute and A-10s really interesting looking.

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Old 04-24-2002, 10:26 PM   #47
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A gash might be a more appropriate term.
Leave it to CK.

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Leave it to CK.

Well all this penis bashing has gotten to me.

My penis is beautiful.

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I like the penis in particular if it's attached to a certain Larry Mullen Junior-!!
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My penis is beautiful.

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I agree with CK.

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Well all this penis bashing has gotten to me.

My penis is beautiful.

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All I know is that I just make sure that my penis is clean, smells nice and has a good haircut.



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Old 04-25-2002, 12:15 AM   #54
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Tony. LMAO @ this thread!

Erm.. what pax said..

Its weird I mean, I am not a lesbian or anything (shut up wanderer) but I actually find the female body much more attractive and given the choice would rather look at a naked woman than a naked man. And not that I dont think a naked man is sexy.. if you really love them you love their penis too.. imo, but as far as attractive goes, women definatly have it over men.

yeah what sicy said...the female body is much more pleasing to the eye than the male penis. i dont find the penis attractive.

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I have a question: What do men think of women's genitals?

Mmmmm... now I'm hungry BWAHAHAHAHAH


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Old 04-25-2002, 03:06 AM   #56
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My Penis and I are doing fine together,everybody.
Thank you.
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Its weird I mean, I am not a lesbian or anything (shut up wanderer) but I actually find the female body much more attractive and given the choice would rather look at a naked woman than a naked man. And not that I dont think a naked man is sexy.. if you really love them you love their penis too.. imo, but as far as attractive goes, women definatly have it over men.


This makes a lot of sense for so many reasons, Sicy. But to converse properly, we must take aspects of sexuality (physical desire) out of this discussion and examine the human figure on an artistic level.

If I look at a picture of a naked male, unless they are in great shape, I find it rather repulsive. This has nothing to do with my sexual preferences - but rather, in the ocular perception of what I, and we as a society, define as beautiful. For example, a man who is in great shape will have wonderful lines. A man's musculature generates numerous artistic moments - and these moments have been captured on canvases or in sculpture for centuries. However, for a more "normal" man, to be candid, there are not a lot of artistic impressions. Additionally, the thought of an overweight, hairy man usually repulses us. Only a man who is in at least decent shape (and I'm not one who is) makes the male body somewhat elegant. Furthermore, it is a muscular man that is often the definition of masculinity. Society may have played a role in this definition, as perhaps years of evolution. Nevertheless, it is usually a muscular man that we can appreciate on an purely artistic level.

In contrast, the female body exudes sensuality on many, many levels. The whole aura of "giving life" is, in and of itself, already beautiful. Again, this could be an effect of society or evolution, but we must be cognizant of that aspect. As a result, though, this already places the female frame at a higher artistic level. Also, despite the "stick figures" of models, most people find women of all sizes very attractive, because even the most thin women will have wonderful curves and lines that exude femininity. Furthermore a voluptuous figure, even on an overweight woman, will always turn heads. A woman's curves are what make her a wonderful artistic treat, analogous to a man's muscular definition. But, a woman does not have to be "in shape" to still have these wonderful curves and lines that make such an visual treasure. The woman can be thin, in-shape, average or heavy - all of which makes looking at a nude woman far more pleasing.

My claims are backed up by art history. The famous sculpture of David is of a man with clear muscular definition. Yet how man paintings or sculptures are there of naked, heavy-set men? In contrast, women of all shapes have been splendidly painted or sculpted in the nude. Some of this may be due to the hormones of the artist , but I believe it is because of my above statement - that a woman's curves are wonderfully palatable in an artistic setting.

As for the penis or clitoris/external vulva, I don't think people find those parts of the body, alone, very attractive. What is attractive is the thought of giving your partner such pleasure through those areas of the body. As such, they become beautiful in that manner.




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Old 04-25-2002, 03:49 AM   #58
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I think yours and my physiques are..
'latently
artistic'.
Very latent.

No worries though, I would rather charmin em to death, like YOU.


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Old 04-25-2002, 03:53 AM   #59
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If I may... I find the lower abdomen area of a trim male very sexy.. the "lines" you were talking about near the hips really turn me on.



Just thought I'd throw that in there.

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I think we are missing the real issue here kiddies. You really need to look behind the issue in question to get to the truth...

the scrotum is the ugly one here!

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