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Old 04-24-2002, 04:18 PM   #31
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Old 04-24-2002, 04:44 PM   #32
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I think doctorwho thought this out waaay too much.

*Still finds penises attractive.
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Old 04-24-2002, 05:13 PM   #33
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I think doctorwho thought this out waaay too much.
LOL!

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I have a question: What do men think of women's genitals?
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Ok. Well, here's my bio class talking:

The male body is a tool. The penis's shape is what it is (naturally) to give semen a fighting chance to make it to the egg. The foreskin's function is to "plunge" back sticky fluids in a womans uterus while creating a "suction" effect to get the sperm to the oviduct faster and safer. The better the "suction" created by a penis retreating and ejaculating at the same time, the farther the semen will go into the oviduct (fallopian tube) and (in evolutionary terms) hopefully fertilize the egg.

Thus the penis is a tool.

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My o my.......yes,totally impressed,one of nature's marvels imho, but I'll spare you the detail.
It's funny Sicy mentions the abdominal whatever they are, groove thingies. I have been waxing lyrical lately about the hollow at the top/side of the thigh...does that have a name?(bit like ralph in The English Patient, fascinated)

Oh dear, the old problem, which smilie to use?

PS: David Suzuki has made a documentary all about the evolution of the penis...in case you should like more knowledge on the subject.

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The female genitalia, I havenít given that much thought.
Maybe I should go to the library and check out a book.
Hey, I wonder if there is any information available on the internet?
I will try my search engine.
Perhaps Iíll be successful, in my educational pursuits.

Iíll get back to you later.
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all you women are crazy. men's penises are very hot.

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Ok. Well, here's my bio class talking:

The male body is a tool. The penis's shape is what it is (naturally) to give semen a fighting chance to make it to the egg. The foreskin's function is to "plunge" back sticky fluids in a womans uterus while creating a "suction" effect to get the sperm to the oviduct faster and safer. The better the "suction" created by a penis retreating and ejaculating at the same time, the farther the semen will go into the oviduct (fallopian tube) and (in evolutionary terms) hopefully fertilize the egg.

Thus the penis is a tool.

-end bio rant-


You may have you shed some light on the old adage:
ďA poor craftsman blames his tools.Ē

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I totally agree with Yellow Kite and Angel.
This whole penises are yucky looking is rather silly.
Tongues aren't exactly beautiful either but we like to play with them a lot.

I fully admit I like looking at the penis. Breasts and vagina I have, so I can see them any old time

I'm not one of those sex in the city girls who gets al ga ga if a man has a huge package, but I definitely believe it goes almost beyond a physical thing and becomes completely...
Ok maybe Im going to an area I shouldn't here.
Look what you did, got me all tongue tied! What Yellow Kite said.


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Old 04-24-2002, 09:08 PM   #41
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I think doctorwho thought this out waaay too much.
*beats Angel - think THIS out.

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*Still finds penises attractive
Jane, you little slut!

*that was an SNL reference for those easily offended.

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MAN GROOVE, Sicy. Man groove. Have you learned nothing from pictures of Larry over in Pleba???

So now that I have a wacky mental picture of myself running around with my fingers in my ears yelling "TMI! TMI!", I have to say that I find nothing attractive abou the male appendage. I agree it's a tool, and is just very...utilitarian. I think that they do look better next to a body that's in great shape, but that's a rare combination.

I would like to know why men seem to think the world revolves around their 'tools' when most women *I* know tend to giggle about them behind their backs?! Like Elaine on Seinfeld said: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

(OMG, Martha Stewart just said "flaccid" on her show. Seemed rather appropriate for this thread, hee hee)


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If I may... I find the lower abdomen area of a trim male very sexy.. the "lines" you were talking about near the hips really turn me on.

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MAN GROOVE, Sicy.
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhh THAT.

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OH MY GAWD @ this thread!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, some of them are rather attractive...hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When you think about it without any sexual conotation, female genitalia is rather repulsive. A gash might be a more appropriate term.

However, with hormones freely flowing through my body, I must say that the vagina, clitoris and the whatnot is rather attractive. In fact, I love the whole area. But this is coming from a person who has only seen 1 (although many times, like 2 ) vagina, clitoris and the whatnot in the last 5 years.

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