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Old 03-17-2008, 06:24 AM   #451
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Wow, it's quiet here. Is everyone watching TV, then?

Ok, so I'm bored. I'll post a picture of myself imitating Bono at church for fun:



And now the PLEBAns will probably come in and analyse how I'm holding the mic and whatever compared to Bono...
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OK, this I'm not familiar with this. I know the 72 virgins thing is not in the Koran as I've read it and it wasn't there, but that's it.
Of course, I wouldn't use this as the only source, but it seems to explain things: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri#.2272_Virgins.22

If that entire article on the houri is factually correct, then even without 72 virgins there's still a massive aspect of sex in the Islamic view of heaven (females also being rewarded). However, it's never said that only martyrs are given these rewards.
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Wow, it's quiet here. Is everyone watching TV, then?

Ok, so I'm bored. I'll post a picture of myself imitating Bono at church for fun:



And now the PLEBAns will probably come in and analyse how I'm holding the mic and whatever compared to Bono...
Haha, nice.


Wait, why would you want to imitate Bono?


I'm not watching TV, by the way. Though I do have to go in like half an hour, so I'm disappointed everyone's stuck into GNW right now.
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Have a good one!
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Oh yes, have a good night Ian.
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Haha, nice.


Wait, why would you want to imitate Bono?


I'm not watching TV, by the way. Though I do have to go in like half an hour, so I'm disappointed everyone's stuck into GNW right now.
It was for fun, it was in the children's church and besides, I was, uh, preaching . It was to make a point about heroes.
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And now the PLEBAns will probably come in and analyse how I'm holding the mic and whatever compared to Bono...
See if you can trick any gullible people into thinking Bono's had plastic surgery to look Asian. I mean, if the Kunstmuseum fooled people, surely that would work too!
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It was for fun, it was in the children's church and besides, I was, uh, preaching . It was to make a point about heroes.
I'm interested in hearing this point about heroes. It's difficult to preach to children without sounding kind of stupid, I find (not that I've really been in the position, but I've been partially involved with similar things though I mainly disagree with it).
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See if you can trick any gullible people into thinking Bono's had plastic surgery to look Asian. I mean, if the Kunstmuseum fooled people, surely that would work too!
Yeah, and that Larry's now (completely) invisible.
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I figured you might have been preaching, since there's nobody on the drums there. I'm interested in hearing this point about heroes. It's difficult to preach to children without sounding kind of stupid, I find (not that I've really been in the position, but I've been partially involved with similar things though I mainly disagree with it).
It was about the way we respect our heroes for various reasons and why; I was talking about respect for Bono compared to respect for God, and why we respect God beyond just "because we have to".

Basically, I dressed up as Bono to catch their attention and to initiate what I was gonna say, then it flowed from there.
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Yeah, and that Larry's now (completely) invisible.
He smiled one day and his face got stuck that way. In order that nobody'd ever see him smile, he took the Michael Jackson path and injected himself. Now he's completely invisible thanks to the special formula he injected himself with.
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Holy shit, GNW's funny this week.
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And ugh, being hotter than 32 degrees at 9:30pm should be a crime.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
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Ah, so it wasn't anything about saying Bono is a good, charitable, ideal Christian? The last priest that I was kind of mates with did a sermon about that for the kids (even though like other U2 fans, he personally thought Bono was a twat). So just using him as an example of celebrity there, right.

Regardless of how it turned out, it certainly sounds much more engaging than any sermon I've seen at an AOG church.
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He smiled one day and his face got stuck that way. In order that nobody'd ever see him smile, he took the Michael Jackson path and injected himself. Now he's completely invisible thanks to the special formula he injected himself with.
That's what the bull's blood is for?!
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