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Old 03-17-2008, 05:39 AM   #421
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Another great (funny) moment in Australian sport: watching that tiny little Asian girl doing synchronised diving with her partner, who was twice her size and her age.
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What I love most about the OT is God's interactions with Moses.

Moses: "Damn it, these Israelites are a bunch of obnoxious idiots! God, kill them!"

God: "Now now, Moses, calm down and think good thoughts."

Later...

God: "Damn it, these Israelites haven't done what I said, AGAIN! That's it, I'm gonna smite them like I smote all those other idiots!"

Moses: "Whoah, whoah, God, calm down there and think happy thoughts."


Inconsistency in religion: WHO WOULD'VE EXPECTED IT!
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I want to watch Good News Week!
Oh, I forgot that's on.

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Inconsistency in religion: WHO WOULD'VE EXPECTED IT!
For me, it's just the fact that God gets held back by Moses. Just try to imagine it, it's great.

God + Moses: the original odd couple?
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For me, it's just the fact that God gets held back by Moses. Just try to imagine it, it's great.

God + Moses: the original odd couple?


You know, even if I were a theist, I would be seriously questioning the accuracy of a mere mortal supposedly persuading God to take a different course of action ...
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You know, even if I were a theist, I would be seriously questioning the accuracy of a mere mortal supposedly persuading God to take a different course of action ...
Exactly! But remember, Moses also supposedly lived for 140 years, and wrote all five books of the Torah, and yet somehow knew that he was "the most humble man in all the world". Moses is special.
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He's clearly made of Abracadabra, Motherfucker.
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Exactly! But remember, Moses also supposedly lived for 140 years, and wrote all five books of the Torah, and yet somehow knew that he was "the most humble man in all the world". Moses is special.
That being said, it's constantly being shown that humans can convince God to change His mind, which I reckon is pretty cool. It means that your future isn't set in stone like most Christians seem to believe (and conveniently forget when proselytising, I mean I don't think "you were destined to become a Christian, and God knows when it'll happen, and when your dog will die!" comes out much).
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He's clearly made of Abracadabra, Motherfucker.
Is Samuel L Jackson Moses, then?
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Woo, Craig Reucassel from The Chaser is on Good News Week!
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Is Samuel L Jackson Moses, then?
Quite likely.

Moses was black, wasn't he?
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Is he the only one not going to jail?
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Quite likely.

Moses was black, wasn't he?
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