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Old 05-31-2003, 11:38 PM   #1
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why captain picard rules

KIRK:

1. bad hair
2. punching
3. obviously tiny penis
4. is a douche

PICARD:

1. no hair
2. eloquence and education
3. courage
4. doesn't take shit, even from the borg
5. drinks tea
6. has the esteem, respect, trust and admiration of both crew and superiors
7. lays the diplomatic smackdown that would even put pierre trudeau to shame
8. "I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!!!"

i think it's clear that picard is infinitely better than that pussy kirk. i rest my case.
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This is getting moved to Lem Stand

Welcome, btw.
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who's kirk? i don't think captain picard rules at all.

but welcome!!
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Old 06-01-2003, 01:20 AM   #4
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You dont remember Kirk, Khan? The one with the pointy ears.

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who's kirk? i don't think captain picard rules at all.


picard rules




lol @ pointy ears Angie!
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I was privelaged enough to have been chosen as security for Leonard Nemoy when he was pumping his book in boston about 8-9 years ago. When asked a question by the audience about this topic, since spock worked with both Captains at one point or another, he replied that he only had one Captain and that was James T. Kirk.
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Did Nimoy really get up on stage once and tell the Trekkies to "get a life"?

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Old 06-01-2003, 04:09 PM   #8
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I think that is in fact true. He did not say iton that day however.
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Picard rules....

Kirk.....
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My Dad looks just like Picard.
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I'm going to a Star Trek convention in a few months!



not really.

I'm going with a friend who's obsessed with Star Trek and she supports my U2 habit so I guess I've got to support her Star Trek habit. It should be an interesting people watching experience. I'm actually kind of looking forward to seeing what it's all about.
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Actually, it wasn't Nemoy, but Shatner.

And Picard rules.
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wink

I have to admit I was a major trekker a few years back. I went to conventions and even a trek cruise. I had a hugh crush on Kirk. It wasn't just his looks that hooked me it was his bad boy, tough guy attitude. And you know how we all like bad boys.
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IMO Kirk isn't worthy to polish Captain Picard's boots,
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Re: why captain picard rules

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Originally posted by Un Lapin
KIRK:

1. bad hair
2. punching
3. obviously tiny penis
4. is a douche

PICARD:

1. no hair
2. eloquence and education
3. courage
4. doesn't take shit, even from the borg
5. drinks tea
6. has the esteem, respect, trust and admiration of both crew and superiors
7. lays the diplomatic smackdown that would even put pierre trudeau to shame
8. "I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!!!"

i think it's clear that picard is infinitely better than that pussy kirk. i rest my case.
Damn straight! Picard also has the uber-cool British accent - although I always thought it was funny he had a French name but a British accent.

BTW, welcome to Interference!
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