Windmilllane
War Child
I used to like weddings when I was younger, but the last few I have been to, I have come to realize that weddings are so corny. They are all the same. The dresses and suits are pretty much the same, the ceremony is the same, the reception is the same, how it flows with the eating, music, then eating, then more corny music, then stupid-ass dancing. Maybe it's because it sucks that I am 32 years old and am still single that I sound so bitter.
But man, are weddings so corny.
Why do people go through all the trouble and money for something so lame and corny?
Thankfully, I am 100 percent sure that I have attended my last-ever wedding. The last person in my family who is "marriageable" got married in August.
No more weddings for me.