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Old 03-15-2004, 05:40 PM   #1
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Which of Dante's circles will you be attending?

Two quizzes for you all today.

1. http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?typ...h&display=1629 - The Are You Evil? Flash test.

2. http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv - Dante's Inferno test.




My results?

1. Score: 45 - Approaching normal: You arent much fun on a date.


2.

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers - Low
Level 1 Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - High
Level 2 Lustful - Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious - Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy - Low
Level 6 The City of Dis Heretics - Low
Level 7 Violent - Moderate
Level 8 the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers -Moderate
Level 9 Cocytus Treacherous - Low
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1. 25 - I barely make the scale


2. Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
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Purgatory

Too bad there is no such place.....
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Level 1 - Limbo
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1. 84: Normal you use your right hand like everybody else.
2: Level 6u approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Old 03-15-2004, 07:11 PM   #6
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I find myself going to the 8th circle of hell.
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Explain to me how I barely score in the hell test, but end up in the 8th circle of hell!

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Old 03-15-2004, 08:32 PM   #8
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1 - 61 normal

2 - 8th level - How did this happen?
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score: 8... seriously

5th level of hell
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1. 64 - Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.

2. 7th level of hell

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Old 03-15-2004, 10:31 PM   #11
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Since I scored a helluva a lot more points than the rest of you, I shall not dart post my results....

Nor shall I tell you on which floor to find me in Hell! I'll be in hiding behind that guy with the three heads..!


is it to late to start bowing?????????????
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1. 28- barely make the scale.

2. 3rd level of hell...
n the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws
Well, at least I get to dance in the dirty rain...
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First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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Old 03-15-2004, 11:58 PM   #14
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Going to Hell Test; Score: 11
0-20 A life with Church is too corrupt for you.

HAHA... Playing devil's advocate on myself on this second test:

Fifth Level of Hell: Wrathful and Gloomy

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
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Didn't take the first one.

Got level 8 for the second. Oh my.
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