Which Freaks You Out More - Stu Scott's Lazy Eye or Mitch Albom's Freakish Dwarf Ears

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[thetitans2k]

All I can look at is his eye when i see him on the TV.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Mitch's ears, hands down. Or should that be ears down? Nevermind.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Stu's eyes, easily.

I feel bad for the guy. He has the weirdest looking eyes of any well-known bifocaled black sports personality in the last decade.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Mitch's ears, hands down. Or should that be ears down? Nevermind.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

The creepy glass eye. It is a glass eye, isn't it??? :scared:

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Scott had a couple of cornea transplants when he was younger. But, in 2002, Scott had been invited to join in the New York Jets pre-season training camp by head coach Herm Edwards. Scott was filming a story about football minicamps for ESPN. He was struck in the left eye by a football that was launched from a Jets football passing machine during receiver drills. He had to undergo corneal surgery that same evening and was out of work for a couple months. He now wears thicker glasses and has the teleprompter moved closer.

no one's really sure what's wrong with albom's ears. many suspect it's because he's an evil warlock.

 

[randhail]

Stu's eye just because of the story that goes along with it.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

honestly, who throws a shoe anyways?

 

[CTU2fan]

Stu's isn't a prosthesis (at least I don't think it is). Mine is (it's acrylic) but Stu's is the real thing, though it's clear he's had some issues with it. I didn't know the story...frickin' Jets And while we're at it can't we pick on Sam Cassell's martian head a lil' bit?

 

[phanan]

The eye, without a doubt.

 

[zonelistener]

there has to be a webpage out there that will give us one of those "if they mated" pictures of the two of them combined.

 

[LMP]

Stu Scott's eyes have always weirded me out, but Albom reminds me of the dwarf from Legend:

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i voted for albom, mostly because i turn sportscenter off when scott's hosting.

 

[No spoken words]

Scott's success freaks me out more than his eye.

 

[MrPryck2U]

I voted for Stu's eye.

At least Mitch can hide his ears with his hair.


I love Stu though, but his eye bugs me out. Uh, maybe a poor choice of words.

 

[Hewson]

there has to be a webpage out there that will give us one of those "if they mated" pictures of the two of them combined.

Here's the result:

 

[Diemen]

Here's the result:

Win.

Scott's success freaks me out more than his eye.

Word.