where can one find a good exorcist?

[antietam]

I wake up this morning and my cat's head is spinning around its neck and spitting out vomit and telling me to f-her, f-her!

what should I do?
are there any feline exorcist's out there?

 

[Sicy]

antietam this forum is normally only used for more serious posts and less joking.

Moving this to Lemonade Stand.

btw I think your cat needs a vet not an exorcist

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

 

[Sicy]

indeed

 

[cell]

maybe the cat needs to be fed?

 

[meegannie]

FED HUMAN SOULS!

 

[zoney!]

toxoplasmosis!

 

[Aralitia]

A priest.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

indeed

um...did we just agree on something??
SICY=

*head explodes*

 

[Sicy]

*quietly cleans up brains from the walls*

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I love you.

 

[nbcrusader]

Cats are highly regarded in Islam - try your local mosque.

 

[bonosloveslave]

Yeah, this would definitely be a referral case

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

pffft....and you call yourself a vet!