When hummers arent sexy

diamond · 03-12-2005, 11:36 AM

Found this on the web-

I thought y'all might enjoy this. This is a brand spankin' new GM H2 in all its "glory" that went for a little joy ride at La Sierra University in Riverside, CA (my gf works for PR there and took the pics, good job DJ!).

Heres what happened: This chick took her mom and kids out for a ride at 3AM and saw construction and dirt and so forth around the campus. She thought to herself "hey, this is an H2, i saw it in a commercial and it could do anything. Its an all terrain vehicle, right?"

She then proceeds to dive around campus for a while and then broke through the cable barrier (took 2 tries) that prevents idiots from running into the schools brand new samaritan statue. she then hit a 1' dirt curb at about 40mph, and then right into the statues cement base. Needless to say, the curb and cement were victorious.

When asked why she did it, she repiled "I wanted to jump the statue, i saw it on tv"

She wasnt drunk or under any kind of influence and yes, the kids were inside when it happened. This is all very true. here are the pics

PS
Jeeps rule

db9

U2Girl1978 · 03-12-2005, 11:38 AM

Yowsa! Talk about stupid!

MrBrau1 · 03-12-2005, 11:40 AM

She should have her kids taken away.

U2democrat · 03-12-2005, 11:41 AM

i prefer little cars. preferably my toyota corolla

**KhanadaRhodes** · 03-12-2005, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2democrat
i prefer little cars. preferably my toyota corolla

me too. i want to get a corolla, if i can.

to me, hummers signify everything that is wrong with society these days. there are just a handful of people in america who own hummers that actually need them for their capabilities. everyone else just wants them because they're big, and like one owner said, they know no matter what they hit, they win.

i remember when we had the first surge in gas prices in recent years people with their suvs were crying on television because it was costing them $50-60 to fill up their gas every couple days. well, next time pay attention to the gas mileage. no one made you buy that monstrosity!

that girl is a moron and like brau said, she needs to have her children taken away from her. she clearly lacks common sense or views of what's right and wrong.

DaveC · 03-12-2005, 11:45 AM

I thought the title of this thread meant something else for "hummers"

diamond · 03-12-2005, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2democrat
i prefer little cars. preferably my toyota corolla

Jeep
there
is only
one.

db9

sexiness
personified.

more sexiness

db9

diamond · 03-12-2005, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaveC
I thought the title of this thread meant something else for "hummers"

DaveC
U2democrat likes little cars she says

db9

ILuvLarryMullen · 03-12-2005, 12:02 PM

hummers

riverside

ILuvLarryMullen · 03-12-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by diamond

DaveC
U2democrat likes little cars she says

db9

Laura M · 03-12-2005, 12:12 PM

Are hummers those vehicles that guzzle the petrol and there is a hummer limo too?

I always think a man here who drives along in a little flashy sports car with the top down in cold weather/ flashy car is compensating for something

ILuvLarryMullen · 03-12-2005, 12:18 PM

yes Lara. The were originally military vehicles.

AvsGirl41 · 03-12-2005, 12:34 PM

Like Land Rovers, Hummers were really cool before they became a status symbol for the soccer mom/dad set. I remember how exciting it was to see one. "Look! A Hummer! Arnold has one!"

The opposite of this Hummer story goes on in Colorado--all these self-conscious guys are driving those mega Dodge trucks (screaming impotent all the way!) and they handle them like they are made of glass. They creep along and turn v e r y s l o w ly. It's like, that thing was built to haul cattle, rev it up a little!

I'll take a sexy European sportscar anyday, thank you.

deep · 03-12-2005, 01:09 PM

I guess she forgot to "up-armor".

clarityat3am · 03-12-2005, 01:16 PM

dumb

ass

deep · 03-12-2005, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clarityat3am
dumb

ass

Quote:

Heres what happened: This chick took her mom and kids out for a ride at 3AM

I guess you are qualified to make that assessment.

anitram · 03-12-2005, 01:33 PM

Hummers are hideous regardless. What a waste.

HeartlandGirl · 03-12-2005, 03:30 PM

I wonder if she'll sue Hummer for misrepresenting the capabilities of their vehicles in advertising. Then again, I don't remember anyone trying to jump a foot-high concrete curb in their commercials....

nbcrusader · 03-12-2005, 03:39 PM

How can a vehicle with military roots fall apart like that?

deep · 03-12-2005, 03:49 PM

i blame h-a-l-i-b-u-r-t-o-n

03-12-2005, 11:36 AM	#1
diamond ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tempe, Az USA Posts: 12,856 Local Time: 07:20 AM	When hummers arent sexy Found this on the web- I thought y'all might enjoy this. This is a brand spankin' new GM H2 in all its "glory" that went for a little joy ride at La Sierra University in Riverside, CA (my gf works for PR there and took the pics, good job DJ!). Heres what happened: This chick took her mom and kids out for a ride at 3AM and saw construction and dirt and so forth around the campus. She thought to herself "hey, this is an H2, i saw it in a commercial and it could do anything. Its an all terrain vehicle, right?" She then proceeds to dive around campus for a while and then broke through the cable barrier (took 2 tries) that prevents idiots from running into the schools brand new samaritan statue. she then hit a 1' dirt curb at about 40mph, and then right into the statues cement base. Needless to say, the curb and cement were victorious. When asked why she did it, she repiled "I wanted to jump the statue, i saw it on tv" She wasnt drunk or under any kind of influence and yes, the kids were inside when it happened. This is all very true. here are the pics PS Jeeps rule db9 __________________

03-12-2005, 11:38 AM	#2
U2Girl1978 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At the altar of the dark star Posts: 19,374 Local Time: 09:20 AM	Yowsa! Talk about stupid! __________________

03-12-2005, 11:40 AM	#3
MrBrau1 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Verplexed in Vermont Posts: 10,436 Local Time: 09:20 AM	She should have her kids taken away. __________________ "If you needed my autograph, I'd give it to you." Bob Dylan

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deep Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A far distance down. Posts: 28,507 Local Time: 07:20 AM	i blame h-a-l-i-b-u-r-t-o-n __________________

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03-12-2005, 11:41 AM	#4
U2democrat Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: England by way of 'Murica. Posts: 22,142 Local Time: 02:20 PM	i prefer little cars. preferably my toyota corolla

03-12-2005, 11:45 AM	#6
DaveC Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: illegitimi non carborundum Posts: 19,942 Local Time: 09:20 AM	I thought the title of this thread meant something else for "hummers"

03-12-2005, 12:02 PM	#9
ILuvLarryMullen Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the sunshine Posts: 6,904 Local Time: 06:20 AM	hummers riverside

03-12-2005, 12:12 PM	#11
Laura M Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 18,934 Local Time: 03:20 PM	Are hummers those vehicles that guzzle the petrol and there is a hummer limo too? I always think a man here who drives along in a little flashy sports car with the top down in cold weather/ flashy car is compensating for something

03-12-2005, 12:18 PM	#12
ILuvLarryMullen Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the sunshine Posts: 6,904 Local Time: 06:20 AM	yes Lara. The were originally military vehicles.

03-12-2005, 12:34 PM	#13
AvsGirl41 New Yorker Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 2,948 Local Time: 07:20 AM	Like Land Rovers, Hummers were really cool before they became a status symbol for the soccer mom/dad set. I remember how exciting it was to see one. "Look! A Hummer! Arnold has one!" The opposite of this Hummer story goes on in Colorado--all these self-conscious guys are driving those mega Dodge trucks (screaming impotent all the way!) and they handle them like they are made of glass. They creep along and turn v e r y s l o w ly. It's like, that thing was built to haul cattle, rev it up a little! I'll take a sexy European sportscar anyday, thank you.

03-12-2005, 01:09 PM	#14
deep Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A far distance down. Posts: 28,507 Local Time: 07:20 AM	I guess she forgot to "up-armor".

03-12-2005, 01:16 PM	#15
clarityat3am I Serve Larry's Stick Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rocky Mountains Posts: 2,996 Local Time: 09:20 AM	dumb ass

03-12-2005, 01:33 PM	#17
anitram Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: NY Posts: 17,317 Local Time: 09:20 AM	Hummers are hideous regardless. What a waste.

03-12-2005, 03:30 PM	#18
HeartlandGirl Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix Posts: 7,033 Local Time: 07:20 AM	I wonder if she'll sue Hummer for misrepresenting the capabilities of their vehicles in advertising. Then again, I don't remember anyone trying to jump a foot-high concrete curb in their commercials....

03-12-2005, 03:39 PM	#19
nbcrusader Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,071 Local Time: 06:20 AM	How can a vehicle with military roots fall apart like that?