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Old 05-29-2003, 02:04 PM   #1
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what's the best joke?

what's your favourite short little joke? or big one if you prefer...
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Q:How do you make a woman come?


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Old 05-29-2003, 03:27 PM   #5
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Q:How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?

A:If her ankle flares when she farts!

Badumdum!
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I second that.
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Why does it take longer to get from first to second than second to third?




There's a short stop between second and third.

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Old 05-29-2003, 03:56 PM   #8
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I second that.
Pffft! You guys must be sober.
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Hi Baby!

If an elephants' front legs are going 50 MPH then what are his hind legs doing?




















Hauling Ass!
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WHAT A GAFF!!!!!!
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WHAT A GAFF!!!!!!
You're funny!
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I would have a joke "below waistline", but I refuse to tell it here. You would think I am not a gentleman.
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I would have a joke "below waistline", but I refuse to tell it here. You would think I am not a gentleman.
ah go on....i don't mimd!
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Nah its really way too hard...

since you are from Bristol, and Bristol was home of "The Wild Bunch" (Massive Attack, Tricky)... if you leave your email address here, I will email it. Without laughing guarantee. Its just too hard to post it on Interference. Some people would be shocked.
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