Not George Lucas
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Fine sand!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1!
Get it?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1!
Get it?
What's seven times seven?
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Not George Lucas
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So, this guy's away for a weekend. Business trip. He's free from the woes of daily life, away from the wife, the kids, the dog, all of it. He decides to have a little fun. So, he goes out and picks up a prostitute. Top of the line hooker, blonde, long legs, big boobs, a real looker. She's a fox. So, he takes her back to his hotel room, and they get in the hot tub, have some champagne, and start messing around. Things start getting pretty heavy, and they move to the bed. So, they start going at it, and all of a sudden, he starts smacking her. Out of the blue, just smacking her. Well, she's caught off guard, and she asks him to stop, but he just keeps on smacking the ho. So she starts yelling, "Stop smacking me! Stop smacking me!" So the guy says:
"I paid for you, bitch. I'll do what I want!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Get it? Cuz she was a prostitute.
"I paid for you, bitch. I'll do what I want!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Get it? Cuz she was a prostitute.
FizzingWhizzbees
ONE love, blood, life
Was that second one even a joke? 
OP
OP
Not George Lucas
Acrobat
The first one only really works in German.
The second one is just something stupid I made up to illustrate how unfunny a lot of jokes are. The punchline isn't really a punchline. The story is lame, but if you deliver it right, you can get people really laughing, provided they're heavily intoxicated.
The second one is just something stupid I made up to illustrate how unfunny a lot of jokes are. The punchline isn't really a punchline. The story is lame, but if you deliver it right, you can get people really laughing, provided they're heavily intoxicated.
ghetofabu
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
Not George Lucas said:
no
ABEL
An Angel In Devil's Shoes
ghetofabu said:
ditto
OP
OP
Not George Lucas
Acrobat
Excellent....
My evil plan is working.....
Er, I mean, never mind.
My evil plan is working.....
Er, I mean, never mind.
DrTeeth
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
I got the first one but I had to translate it into german first. 
i translated it but i still don't get it.DrTeeth said:I got the first one but I had to translate it into german first.
OP
OP
Not George Lucas
Acrobat
Seven = Sieben
to sieve = Sieben
Sieben x Sieben = fine sand.
to sieve = Sieben
Sieben x Sieben = fine sand.
ouizy
Rock n' Roll Doggie
not funny in either language
ooh...well...uhh yeah...Not George Lucas said:
ironically, the word sieve is taken from german.
sieve's etymology: middle english sive; from old english sife; akin to old high german sib
mocool12
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I thought it was funny NGL! Your site is also equally if not more hilarious. 
Mrs. Vedder
Refugee
7*7 = 49
OP
OP
Not George Lucas
Acrobat
Thanks, mocool!
