what would you do for a klondike bar?

[Kieran McConville]

Love your site, Bear. I can see a lot of work went into that, um, place of worship.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Enjoy my beat poetry...

what would i do for a klondike bar
what would i do
what would i do
what would i do
what would you do
what would you say
how does it feel
now youre on your own
with no direction home
like a complete unknown
what would you do for a klondike bar

what would you say
how does it feel
how do you sleep
you motherfucking freep

 

[zonelistener]

Let's get married, let's go to Vegas. Better yet, let's involve Zonelistener in a vaguely illegal and unsettling love triangle.

Do you have my phone number?

Why just three?

I want more, daddy. I want MORE!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

Enjoy my beat poetry...

what would i do for a klondike bar
what would i do
what would i do
what would i do
what would you do
what would you say
how does it feel
now youre on your own
with no direction home
like a complete unknown
what would you do for a klondike bar

what would you say
how does it feel
how do you sleep
you motherfucking freep

you really know how to dig deep in man's heart and make him feel weak at the knees with your beautiful poetry, kieran.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

get intimate with scott stapp

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

woops.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I'll woops your face.
that is
if you will let me.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

im just a body, nothing left to see

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

wanker

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i dont know what you're thinking, but im not your property. no matter what you say.

two more weeks, boomcha, two more weeks.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I know!!!
I'm stoked.
2 weeks until our first born child!!!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

after thinking long and hard.

ive come to realize that though there is one woman at interference who deserves my children, it is not you.

 

[zonelistener]

bear....

who is it?

Can I speculate?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

go ahead. doesnt mean ill say though.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i've already had sixteen of bear's children so boomer needs to step off.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

screaming flower, your a baby making machine, and though you've helped spread my seed, i never had sex with you as an act of love.

really, you're more like the xerox machine of my life.

 

[Screaming Flower]

that's the sexiest thing i've heard all morning.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i was thinking it was a kind gesture more than anything.

but whatever.

just, you know, stop talking to me.

 

[Screaming Flower]

you make me want to dry heave.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

why do you look so concerned flower.

 

[Screaming Flower]

what did i tell you about touching my stapler in public?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

people you must go here.

http://www.bullshitjob.com/officespace/

i downloaded the "mmm yaaaa" bill lumberg clip and now whenever i get mail it says that. its wonderful. i recommend it to all of you.

 

[Calluna]

Very cool but what I want is a soundclip of Samir saying, "Back up in your ass with the resurection." Unfortunately they don't have it.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

yes, that is unfortunate. did you read that part about a bill lumberg society? i wonder how one could join...

 

[Calluna]

A Lumberg Appreciation Society. That's a scary thought.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

how was your weekend calluna?

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I have not seen Office Space. I guess I should be ashamed of myself.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

it's quality.

 

[Calluna]

how was your weekend calluna?

Oh sorry, my weekend was super, thanks for asking. I got a haircut. (and no it's not a combover or a mushroom cut.)

 

[zonelistener]

I have not seen Office Space. I guess I should be ashamed of myself.

We can rent it together (I haven't sen it...obviously we aren't the cool kids.)