heh...
Right now I've got 5 essays due in 2 weeks: first one for march 8th is done, the two for march 14th aren't, nor are the two for march 16th. That isn't a lot of time, and while normally I put off all the essays till the night before and then hammer them off in a 16 hour flurry of reading, writing, caffeine, and exhaustion, obviously that isn't possible when I have 2 due on the same day, and its especially impossible with 2 due on the same day twice in one week. I'm finding it very difficult to stay motivated, but I've put it off enough, and I'm already fucked if I don't get it all done...
So what do I do? Watch videos of people balancing cardboard tubes. And post about it. And then tell people on IRC how dumb I am.