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Old 08-08-2007, 02:39 AM   #1
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What was the absolute worst motion picture you've ever sat through?

And I'm talking about the most mindnumbing, ball-blistering, hot coals-in-your-eyes, awful film you've ever seen.

But there are ground rules to make this a big more reasonable and interesting:

1. Stuff you watched in your childhood because you didn't know any better DOES NOT COUNT

2. Stuff you watched WITH your kids because they didn't know any better DOES NOT COUNT

3. You must have seen the entirety of the film for it to count, meaning for whatever reason, you actually sat and watched the whole ach-inducing duration of the film (or at least most of it, like if you missed the first 5 or 10 minutes on TV or something...who gives a crap, that's OK)

4. Mystery Science Theater DOES NOT COUNT

Personally, my pick comes from Christopher Cain, legendary director of such contemporary classics like "Charlie and the Talking Buzzard", "The Next Karate Kid", and "The Amazing Panda Adventure". All those are glrious notches in Cain's belt of horrifying ineptitude, but I sat through the entirey of what has to be his masterpiece just a couple years ago.

I'm talking of course about the Joe Pesci/Danny Glover classic, Gone Fishin'.

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Battlefield Earth. I actually watched fucking Battlefield Earth in it's entirety.

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The only answer.



Dishonorable mention:

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Gladiator , flick felt like a cheesy broadway show , a real shitty blockbuster , and It received an oscar , oh well ......
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The Bodyguard - and the accompaning soundtrack....."I will always love you"....the one movie and one song that really truly makes me feel like i want to rip someone's arms off, stuff the soggy bits in their ears and ride them around like a motorbike.
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Date Movie.

Putrid.
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the latest "Pirates of the Caribbean" and "The Lookout".
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I would say "Dude, Where's My Car?" but I turned it off after the first 20 minutes so I haven’t actually sat through the whole thing...

That being said, I would have to go with:



In my defense I watched it on the Movie Network so I actually didn't "pay" any money to see this. It's amazing what I will watch when its free...
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Longshot: The Movie
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I think this is the only movie I ever walked out on:

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I think this is the only movie I ever walked out on:

i'm glad i'm not the only one ...
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I think this is the only movie I ever walked out on:
Then it's disqualified... You had to sit through the whole movie.

I applaud you however on the size of your balls; the Wes Anderson fanboys on here (you know who you are) are going to have a conniption...
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Then it's disqualified... You had to sit through the whole movie.

I applaud you however on the size of your balls; the Wes Anderson fanboys on here (you know who you are) are going to have a conniption...
If I had stayed for the last 20 minutes or whatever, my opinion would stand. I really wanted to like it, cause I thought Tennenbaums was great, but I felt like I spent 90 minutes waiting for the movie to start, for something to happen.

Thank you for complementing my balls, though. Always appreciated.
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