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Old 08-08-2007, 10:27 AM   #16
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:54 AM   #17
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Cliffhanger.

The one with Sly Stallone.

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the Wes Anderson fanboys on here (you know who you are)

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We stayed throughout the whole movie, I was like..."it will get better, it will get better..."
It didn't.

OMFG!

I was not the only one dissapointed, practically 2/3 of the crowd, booed. Some of the smart ones left early.
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Seriously. WTF.
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:13 PM   #22
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The Time Machine...the one with Guy Pierce
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:24 PM   #23
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Then it's disqualified... You had to sit through the whole movie.

I applaud you however on the size of your balls; the Wes Anderson fanboys on here (you know who you are) are going to have a conniption...


I can totally see how people wouldn't like it, so there!

Here are five of the worst movies I've ever seen completely:

5. Fever Pitch



A piece of shit chick flick with no redeeming quality that I was forced to see with my girlfriend. Just stop, Jimmy Fallon, please. The Farrelly Bros. owe me 8 dollars.

4. The Island



Michael Bay fucks up a movie with a cool sci-fi storyline (basically Logan's Run meets Coma, but still a sweet idea). Filled with nothing more than hollow performances by good actors, cheap product placement, and the exact same car chase from Bad Boys II (another shitfest), this movie actually made me want to ask for my money back (at a dollar theater.)

3. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over



What the fuck, Robert Rodriguez? Really, what the fuck?

2. Date Movie



Apparently the new way to make a "parody" is to take bits of other movies, string them together and use the same jokes but add farts, bodily fluids, and/or midgets and it's SO EFFING FUNNY OMG. I can't even fathom how dumb someone would be to actually enjoy this, let alone greenlight ANOTHER movie like this. The only way I'd watch this again is if someone strapped me to a chair and held my eyes open Clockwork Orange-style, and even then I'd tear my eyelids off and run and away.

1. Batnipple & Robin



How bad is a movie when a 6-year-old knows how terrible it is? Probably really, really bad right? I grew up a huge Batman fan, I still am, but when this movie came out, I kid you not, I almost threw my VHS against the wall. It's almost like WB decided to completely destroy any dignity Batman had left after Batman Forever (a decent but deeply flawed movie). Nipples on the batsuit, hamfisted acting, Arnold Schwarzenegger making a fucking pun about ice every other line, to make matters worse, it's an Uma Thurman movie not involving Quentin Tarantino, so you know it's going to be horrible (except Gattaca). I fucking hate this movie, even the people involved in making it fucking hate this movie. It destroyed comic book adaptations for a good 3 years until X-Men saved the day.

Nipples on the batsuits, guys!
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What do you have against nipples?

I like'em.
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I like nipples, too.

But not on the Batsuit.
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? That's crazy talk!

I understand it's slow and not much happens, but honestly - the worst movie you've ever sat through?

Mine would have to be Lost In Space. God, did that suck.

I only went because someone had told me there'd be a trailer for the X-Files movie before it. There wasn't.
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:51 PM   #27
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I don't know about the worst ever, but "Alexander" was pretty bad.
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I don't know about the worst ever, but "Alexander" was pretty bad.

That would be my pick, but I shut it off.

Awful.
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I don't know about the worst ever, but "Alexander" was pretty bad.
It's worth watching for a few minutes just to hear Angelina Jolie's "accent". I've never seen the whole thing.
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When's Oliver Stone's "I can't fix this horribly fucked up movie, but I'm still trying" Cut DVD coming out?
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