What was the absolute worst motion picture you've ever sat through?

[Lancemc]

Arthur is my second favorite comedy of all time.

"Aren't waiters great. You ask them for things and they bring them to you. Same premise as Santa Clause."

"Waiter, I'll have another Scotch. Would you like another fish?"

Susan: "Arthur, it would take great woman to make you stop drinking."
Arthur : "A great big woman."



And that's all in just ONE SCENE.

 

[Bug]

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[CMM]

Redneck..... Zombies?


With a cover like that, you'd expect a soft-core porn.



Am I to guess those glowing jars are supposed to be moonshine?

 

[Lila64]

Arthur: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.
Hobson: I'll alert the media.

Classic.

I still use that line

 

[Bug]

Redneck..... Zombies?


With a cover like that, you'd expect a soft-core porn.



Am I to guess those glowing jars are supposed to be moonshine?

Other than the weird scene with mild necrophilia.. no, not porn..

...that would be radioactive waste, I'd tell more, but I don't want to spoil it for you.

 

[waynetravis]

Titanic. A Titanic bore of four hours watching a ship sink.
My brother was all, "You have to see the whole thing to get the point!"

My response: " It sank. 6 people lived. Leonardo DiCaprio froze to a plank while spouting a bunch of romantic nonsense. Did I miss anything? I think not."

Best review ever!


As for the worst, all I can think of right now is the first 2 Scary Movies.

 

[dsmith2904]

My brother's take on "Titanic" is if she loved him so much she'd "move her fat ass over" and save him from drowning.

 

[corianderstem]

People who would even dream of calling Kate Winslet fat PISS ME OFF.

Seriously, I hope you kicked your brother in the shins for making that joke.