What stupid thing have you done today?

[MsPurrl]

I make my lunch the night before and put it in the fridge in a little insulated tote bag. Then when I leave the house in the morning, I put in the ice pack from the freezer and a bottle of water. Imagine my surprise when I opened the bag at lunchtime and found not a bottle of water, but a bottle of soy sauce.

I was running late (as usual) this morning; the soy sauce bottle was right beside the water bottle; and it was fairly dark in the kitchen.

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it . . . .

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

I went to mark one email as spam this morning and accidentally clicked the box to mark all the emails on that page as spam, including ones from each of my parents and three of my friends. I had to sift through all the blocked addresses on my spam list to unblock them

Hope you enjoyed your soy sauce

 

[JCOSTER]

Told something to a friend. The problem was it was the friend who told me the same thing first.

I also took my doggie to get a bath, on the way out of Petco, I stopped and looked at the kittens. I ended up touching one (cause I couldn't help myself) and now my eyes are burning!

 

[forbonou2]

Took the wrong bus...north instead of south! Ugh! Oh well.....will just have to do what I was going to do today,tomarrow!!

 

[Dusty Bottoms]

i logged onto interference

 

[BVS]

I make my lunch the night before and put it in the fridge in a little insulated tote bag. Then when I leave the house in the morning, I put in the ice pack from the freezer and a bottle of water. Imagine my surprise when I opened the bag at lunchtime and found not a bottle of water, but a bottle of soy sauce.

I was running late (as usual) this morning; the soy sauce bottle was right beside the water bottle; and it was fairly dark in the kitchen.

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it . . . .

Could have been worse, could have been vodka...

My dad uses Ozarka bottles to put vodka in for when they go fishing, my mother ended up taking one to church one morning thinking it was just water... you can imagine her suprise.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Re: Re: What stupid thing have you done today?

Could have been worse, could have been vodka...

My dad uses Ozarka bottles to put vodka in for when they go fishing, my mother ended up taking one to church one morning thinking it was just water... you can imagine her suprise.

 

[Canadiens1131]

I bought a case of beer and I work 7-11pm tonight.

 

[Serena Vox]

Rolled over the wrong way on the edge of the bed, fell off AND banged my leg on the chair next to the bed as I hit the floor.

 

[MsPurrl]

Re: Re: What stupid thing have you done today?

Could have been worse, could have been vodka...

My dad uses Ozarka bottles to put vodka in for when they go fishing, my mother ended up taking one to church one morning thinking it was just water... you can imagine her suprise.

I would have had a much more pleasant afternoon at work!

 

[MsPurrl]

i logged onto interference

At least you can log off at any time!

 

[JessicaAnn]

Re: Re: What stupid thing have you done today?

Could have been worse, could have been vodka...

My dad uses Ozarka bottles to put vodka in for when they go fishing, my mother ended up taking one to church one morning thinking it was just water... you can imagine her suprise.

My friend keeps the "food" for her hummingbird feeder in old water bottles. It kind of looks like Kool-Aid or juice. A number of us have been tempted to drink it, however she is usually around to stop us.

 

[Canadiens1131]

At least you can log off at any time!

Once you jack in, you never jack off.

 

[JanuaryStar]

Had faith in someone (again) who I really shouldn't have faith in anymore

 

[MsPurrl]

Once you jack in, you never jack off.

Words to you are but a plaything, ain't they?

 

[Canadiens1131]

 

[Sicy]

It must be all that beer he's been drinking!

 

[Canadiens1131]

It must be all that beer he's been drinking!

Why must you be everywhere at every moment

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

I didn't stay in bed this morning

 

[U2Girl416]

I leaned over at work and forgot that I'm wearing a v-neck shirt today. d'oh

 

[pepokiss]

^ that's great

 

[Cin]

I didn't stay in bed this morning

 

[U2Girl1978]

I was filing today and I tossed aside this stepping ladder so I can reach for a file. Only I tossed it onto my toe! Go me.

 

[LMP]

I let one of my friends smoke around me. She said "oh, i'm going to stop soon. you know, when I'm done with the pack."

she has 18 cigs left, I should've asked for them and thrown them in the street.

 

[love_u2_adam]

i woke up


lolz. . .

 

[MsPurrl]

I was filing today and I tossed aside this stepping ladder so I can reach for a file. Only I tossed it onto my toe! Go me.

Stop that!

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

I got in a fight with my best friend. Actually, I'm putting my foot down. That's his stupidity.

So I guess watching David Hasselhoff speak is the stupidest thing I did today. Seriously, my IQ went down at least ten points.

 

[LMP]

He's only cool when he speaks to KITT.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Don't hassle the Hoff

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I got out of bed.