What movie(s) do you know every line of?

[LMP]

Surely you can't be serious?

And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!

 

[the tourist]

You know, I'm such a loser I've never even seen the Princess Bride, and Willy DeVille got an Oscar nomination for the song and my nephew even owns the damn thing and he lives two houses down.

You've failed.

 

[waynetravis]

And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!

There's a sale at Penny's!!!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

"What the hell are we doing here

anyway, Harry? We've got to get out

of this town.





Yeah, and go where?





I'll tell you where: someplace warm,

a place where the beer flows like

wine, where beautiful women

instinctively flock like the salmon

of Capistrano.

(dramatic PAUSE)

I'm talking about Aspen."

i dunno lloyd the french are assholes.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

ski's, huh?

yup

they yours?

yup

... both of them?

 

[waynetravis]

FOR GOD'S SAKE GIMME THE DAMN NUMBER!!!!

 

[LMP]

Look at the buns on that one...

Yeah, he must work out.

 

[phillyfan26]

I know all the lines to The Great Escape, Fletch, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Remember the Titans.

 

[the tourist]

I know all the lines to The Great Escape, Fletch, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Remember the Titans.

"Captain Hiltz, actually."

 

[DaveC]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

 

[waynetravis]

Jingle All the Way

"I'm not a purrvurt, I was luking for da churbo man"

 

[cobl04]

I don't know how people can memorise Holy Grail lines. I mean, I know a heap of them (not exactly off by heart) but there's a lot of technical language as well!

 

[DaveC]

I don't know how people can memorise Holy Grail lines. I mean, I know a heap of them (not exactly off by heart) but there's a lot of technical language as well!

I've known every line of that movie since I was eight.

 

[phillyfan26]

"Captain Hiltz, actually."

Twenty days.

 

[cobl04]

I've known every line of that movie since I was eight.

That's amazing, but do you know them off by heart, as in able to repeat them flawlessly at any given moment? Even the political gibbering between Arthur and the peasants in the mud? Then I'll

 

[the tourist]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt??"
*awkward silence*
"I got better..."

 

[cobl04]

"Let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of eiderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a seconda time. You English kniiiiiiiiiiiigits!"

"Suppose it was an African swallow?"

"I'm not dead!"
"Well you will be soon!"
"I feel much better!"

^ I love the way Cleese says 'newt'.

And by the way, is Meaning of Life worth seeing?

 

[impy13]

And by the way, is Meaning of Life worth seeing?

Hell yes, even if for the Galaxy Song alone.


The entire thing is a gem overshadowed by Holy Grail.

 

[cobl04]

I hear it's their darkest work though... and it's not entirely a musical I hope...

 

[bgmckinney]

That's amazing, but do you know them off by heart, as in able to repeat them flawlessly at any given moment? Even the political gibbering between Arthur and the peasants in the mud? Then I'll

I know the political gibbering so well I could probably recite it accurately with a mouth full of marbles. Personally, though, I don't think that makes me worthy of a so much as of a ray:

 

[mysterious_jen]

the crow, holy grail, desperado, austin powers, grease (even though i hate it i know it )

 

[martha]

I don't know how people can memorise Holy Grail lines. I mean, I know a heap of them (not exactly off by heart) but there's a lot of technical language as well!

Look, just because some watery tart goes about lobbing swords at people, that no basis for a government.



(Or something like that.)

 

[the tourist]

Hell yes, even if for the Galaxy Song alone.

Or the penis song.

 

[Carek1230]

While clicking through channels after football games today I found Airplane! being aired. Watched it for a while. I think that was the first of the "spoof" movies. Hysterical movie, I laughed and laughed and found myself mouthing the lines! Classic funny movie!

 

[lazarus]

I think I'm one of the few who prefer Meaning of Life to Holy Grail. It's spottier because it's episodic, but the imagination on hand is unbelievable, and the targets of their ridicule are greater in number.

 

[cobl04]

I know the political gibbering so well I could probably recite it accurately with a mouth full of marbles. Personally, though, I don't think that makes me worthy of a so much as of a ray:

Whatever man, I respect that

 

[cobl04]

While clicking through channels after football games today I found Airplane! being aired. Watched it for a while. I think that was the first of the "spoof" movies. Hysterical movie, I laughed and laughed and found myself mouthing the lines! Classic funny movie!

Shame spoof movies are so dreadfully woeful these days. Scary Movie was funny as, SM 2 a little less so, and the rest and all the Date Movie, Epic Movie crap was sooo bad.

 

[the tourist]

I think I'm one of the few who prefer Meaning of Life to Holy Grail. It's spottier because it's episodic, but the imagination on hand is unbelievable, and the targets of their ridicule are greater in number.

I agree with you. I like Meaning of Life much better, because....

"Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If one sperm is wasted
God gets quite irrate."

 

[Cin]

grease (even though i hate it i know it )

yes Grease is so cheesy that I just can't stand it. . . . .


Who am I kidding, I Grease

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I think I'm one of the few who prefer Meaning of Life to Holy Grail. It's spottier because it's episodic, but the imagination on hand is unbelievable, and the targets of their ridicule are greater in number.

I always considered Life Of Brian to be Superior to both of them...

Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?

Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "

Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !

Brian: Er, "Romanus" !

Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?