what i am, what i amment

[Zoomerang96]

it is important to set the record straight.

i amment

come louder
detuned radio
civil war surgeon
my iron shlong
shoestar
the deviant mr. k
what time is it, mr. bigly?
ash
the terminizer
download this/download that
the spark that bled
saint jude
politburo
kamenov
zinoviev
bukharin
vancouver
pokolo
scott!!!
moose 182
cat tied to a stick
shimbot
triinity
ragdoll
mooty
mr. crackerjack

i am

m+m
deebearzz
amnesiac backwards
f.p. pear

-----

on a slide scale, the best between 1-100, the numbers 76, 45, 23 and 9 are the most predicted when strangers pulled off a street are asked "what's the first thing you think of when you see ___?"

if any ugly man fell in a forrest, would anyone really give a rats ass?

speaking of race relations, doesn't anyone else wonder why the soviet union and the berlin wall never make the 6 oclock news anymore?

if drew bledsoe is to pavel bure, and j.d. drew is to alexander mogilny what is drew carey to sergei fedorov?

 

[Evalicious]

i couldn´t agree more

with everything you said

 

[Elvis Presley]

now thats quality entertainment!

 

[Zoomerang96]

now thats quality entertainment!

i swear if you appear in any of my threads ever again, i'll feed you to the dogs.

i've threatened you several times to leave me alone, and yet here you are throwing sarcastic barbs at me. what gives?!

actually forget it!! i'm leaving this forum...FOREVER!!!!

i can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! i have FEELINGS, presley!! FEEEEEEAAEEEL (BEAL or VERTIGO (a pun or two))!

 

[Elvis Presley]

evidently the drugs dont work

 

[Zoomerang96]

evidently the drugs dont work

ABU>YOU

DIE

~elvis prASHley

 

[Tomer]

please leave zoomer

 

[Zoomerang96]

please leave zoomer

ok.

 

[Tomer]

bye

 

[Elvis Presley]

bye

i'll trade you, his life for yours

 

[Tomer]

i'll trade you, his life for yours

what?

 

[Zoomerang96]

what?

i'll be feeding you a steady diet of government cheese, if you know what i mean.

 

[Sicy]

do you have to start a new thread every day or

 

[Tomer]

i disgust you zomerkweelbal

 

[Elvis Presley]

what?

i'll trade you, his life for yours

 

[Zoomerang96]

do you have to start a new thread every day or

i'm just getting started...getting started in here!

~b.e.p.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I approve this message.

 

[Evalicious]

ATTENTION!
You gotta be careful guys!
Tomer has a lot of friends(me included),
you have to be nice to tomer!

Or i´ll come and hunt you down!

 

[Zoomerang96]

in northern europe?

 

[Evalicious]

Everywhere!


I have a private jet.....

 

[Evalicious]

Anything for Tomer!

 

[Kieran McConville]

I'll be your 'special' friend, Zoomerang96. I can learn how to 'express' my inner thoughts.

 

[Evalicious]

LOL @ Kieran

 

[Zoomerang96]

there's nothing funny about what he said, eva. it's the horrifying truth. he wants to become me. he wants to dissolve us into a bowl of water and start anew as one and the same.

if you're gonna ask me, i'd say that's pretty messed up.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I want to become you, in a petrie dish, we can happen to each other, and thus learn the true meaning of 'happiness'.

 

[Kieran McConville]

You want to be 'happy', right zoomerang96?

 

[AcrobatMan]

*****

 

[Evalicious]

Ok, now it´s getting scary!!!
Im too affraid to go to bed, what if kieran comes here
to ask *me*, if i want to be happy

I will never feel safe again

 

[Tomer]

there's nothing funny about what he said, eva. it's the horrifying truth. he wants to become me. he wants to dissolve us into a bowl of water and start anew as one and the same.

if you're gonna ask me, i'd say that's pretty messed up.

i ust want to put you in a bowl ow ater

and then lock it somehow

 

[Zoomerang96]

i want to put you in my bowels.

and then release it somehow.