what do you NOT want for Christmas

[yertle-the-turtle]

socks

 

[Bonochick]

Salad dressing

 

[Ms. I-Lo]

a pink slip

 

[U2zoogirl]

socks
earrings (because I can't wear them)
sweaters
panties and bras (cause I prefer to buy them by myself)

 

[wormwood]

Toothpaste, or gift certificates...

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

syphilis......again

 

[Angela Harlem]

bushfires
oil of olay
granny undies
pyjamas

 

[IWasBored]

jay

what do i not want? well, i could lsit random things...but what do i not want that i'll probably get? a calendar. my mom always insists on buying me a wall calendar, last year it was guitars, before that it was the beatles, and then from when i was about 8, it was cats. i never use them! i've told her to stop getting me calendars, but she doesn't listen.

for some reason she thinks if i have a calendar i might know what day it is (i can never remember what day it is).

 

[U2zoogirl]

Toothpaste, or gift certificates...

i don't know anybody who dare to give toothpaste by Christmas

 

[zoney!]

I get a tube of toothpaste for christmas every yer.



I don't want death for christmas.

 

[JessicaAnn]

frostbite

 

[IWasBored]

hypothermia

plagues of locusts

 

[nbcrusader]

plagues of locusts

Or blood, frogs, gnats, flies, boils, hail, darkness......

 

[Bonochick]

I don't want death for christmas.

Well, you should have thought of that before you made some of the choices you did!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Underwear
Fruitcake...I swear the same one has passed around for 10 years.

 

[Mr. BAW]

No cutesie-style tie; you know the type, Bugs Bunny playing golf...

Donald Duck and Mickey- that type of cutesie..........NO!

 

[joyfulgirl]

gifts

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

genital warts

 

[tiny dancer]

Nightgowns. My one sisiter-in-law is known to give me one every Christmas.

 

[sharry_lt]

rings, because i will have to give them to my sister again(i don't like rings)

 

[sharry_lt]

The words:"umm...we couldn't get you "u2 go home" dvd..."

 

[forbonou2]

thermos-I live in florida!! toothpaste? never have gotten that for Christmas!lol-at the calenders! "i never know what day it is!" You would think ur mom is trying to help!lol

 

[sharry_lt]

The words:"welll....we thought, that THIS YEAR we would buy SMALL and not expensive gifts..."
(That means no slane dvd???? )

 

[sharry_lt]

oh yes-great idea: no calendar! i don't have where to put it except somewhere deep in a drawer...

 

[JessicaAnn]

I do not want the Slane DVD cause I don't have a DVD player


If there were a VHS version of the Slane thing ... I would totally want that!

 

[sharry_lt]

and NO SOCKS!!!

 

[sharry_lt]

JessicaAnn...
I have dvd player only on my stupid comp, but i will get the slane dvd anyway (what do i know-maby we will buy a real dvd player sometime next year?)

 

[Bono's shades]

Precious Moments figurines.

 

[fah]

I do not want chocolate for Christmas.

 

[Laura M]

i cant eevn think of something i want