what do i say to priority#1 in 15 minutes?

[Gickies Gageeze]

heheleplehlelheplppp me mloekasea *ahem* help me please.

i need a great opening line. please help. if your going to say something lame, im open to it, because ill do anything for ratings, even with dear diary (p#1).

tell me! whats a good conversation "biscuit?"

ooooh how i wish my diary would help me, as i am engulfed in a terrible pickle.

 

[Gickies Gageeze]

fools!!!!!!!! help me!!!!!! look at what ive done for you and the board, you owe me!!!!!

-coach

 

[Gickies Gageeze]

what are you waiting for?!!? i have like 10 minutes!!!!!!!!! lets go!!!!

 

[Gickies Gageeze]

A?>SKDFjad~!!!!!!!!!!!!! black emperors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gickies Gageeze]

so you wont help in my time of need, eh.... is that the ways its gonna work???


well then...

im just gonna have to talk about phil housley, phil sykes, phil nevin until she has had her PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get it?>!?!?!?! fill!!!!

oh what am i saying, thats a horrible idea.

im 21 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats wrong with me?!!??!?!?!

i spew hatrid towards those who deliver the quirky lines and clever boners!!!!!

( boners )

 

[Gickies Gageeze]

i hope you all die slow deaths!!!!!!! why wont you help me!??!?!?! i have doNE SO MUCH FOR THIS FORUM!!!!

 

[Dreadsox]

Opening line for what?