What did your last text message say?

[Laura M]

Is water on how r u today chicken. x

 

[TranceEnding]

'On my way back to car. Got an autograph.... '

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

'Who wants to sex Mutombo?!?!?'

 

[redhotswami]

No I meant the fuck a duck one

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

"Two people shot on front porch behind the Krispy Kreme"

 

[Thora]

"Happy Birthday, you sexxay bitch. I luv yooo!"

 

[Laura M]

Happy birthday, Thora.

Meeting just over. Was fun. I seem to have a problem with my email. Hope it's working again soon. Love you. xoxox

 

[Got Philk?]

thank you for your payment of $XX.XX

 

[Sicy]

Plane is on time landing around 330

 

[onebloodonelife]

Shut up! Me 2 lol

 

[cruzila]

"I wish"

 

[waynetravis]

:sexxxywink:

 

[BAW]

From my cousin:

so I'm at a dive bar in Orange 2day hanging with my hubby n friends and who walks up 2 me drunk as a skunk...uncle jimmy! don't be jealous...he said I was his favorite niece. dont hate cuz I'm uncle jimmy's favorite. shannon

*in case the sarcasm didn't shine through, we are not very fond of Uncle Jimmy

 

[kafrun]

"O lordy"

 

[Doozer61]

"Is Victoria at work?"

 

[shari schultz]

He's UP

 

[Laura M]

my cough sounds so bad, it hurts so much when i cough. i think u should defo go and get ur ankle looked at.go to my doctor lol, i'm updating my file once a week.xo

Oh, just got a new one from my Head of dept/teacher tutor at school.

Hi L. How are you doing? I hope you are not in a lot of pain. Take care. S

 

[Salome]

ik hou heel veel van jou

 

[phillyfan26]

hey remember theres a meeting tomorrow at 710

 

[gvox]

"GFY"

 

[Carek1230]

do u want more 800's

 

[Laura M]

You have 1 New message, call 901 to retrieve it. You can return calls at your standard rate - just press 5 during or after the message.

 

[pgv]

"cos i'll be a loner if your not here today, lauras on the law trip. meet me after gs yeah?"

... i didn't

 

[Babydoll]

^

 

[kafrun]

:X

 

[Carek1230]

where u at?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

sure you can call, but it'll be the usual $3.99 a minute

 

[Laura M]

Well?

 

[the tourist]

Tired. :-(

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

"Ugh ur in no shape to talk"