I had this brilliant (or so I think) idea for my husband and I to dress up as Creationism and Darwinism. I would wear one of those Eve costumes (flesh-colored bodysuit with strategically placed leaves) and carry a Bible. He would wear a loin cloth, an ape mask, walk slightly hunched over, and carry a science book. But, alas, we don't want to spend any money on our costumes and I don't think any of his friends would get it.
So, I think we are down to either Sick and Tired or Publisher's Clearinghouse. Sick and Tired = Us in pajamas and robes. Sick person looks a litte green in the face, hair all matted, carries a box of kleenex and some other sickly things. Tired has dark circles under the eyes and carries a pillow and No-Doz. Publisher's Clearinghouse = Husband in a suit and carrying a few balloons and a large $10 million check. Me in a towel, hair in curlers, and whatnot. This would be even more ideal if we had a 3rd person to dress up as the camera man.