mad1
ONE love, blood, life
...HALF-asleep in the mornin.....?
you know the procedure.....
u wake up late, and theres virtually no time for anything....but if ur not quite organised in time for that bus/train/getting into your car.........etc.....
does anyone here recall daft tings they've done, rushing to get out while the eyelids are still trailed half-way down and the mind hasnt woken up yet?
here are mine:
Put things on wrong way round, inside out.
Dropped a knife in the mornin tryin to put it away.
Maybe put the cup in the fridge instead of the milk.
In tryin to wash meself at sink (no time for shower), soaked half me friggin leg.
Put too much wax/gel on head when no time for styling, thus leaving crappy hairdo at office allday.
Bumped into a door, bathroom door, tryin to get out many occassions!
Dropped things left, right and centre!
Rushin round tryin to iron things and stay calm, but never possible!
Walked out and halfway along in bus/car realised Ive forgotten one important or half-a-dozen important things!
Walked on shit running to get the bus.
Left things on.
Burned the milk for the choccie drink.
Cursed at tryin find the kittens - where they're hiding so as I can put them downstairs and go!
*********
there are other things.......but I can be like this, a big dopey eejit!
The biggest blam-blam I ever did while half-asleep was rush to put liquid tint on my face and clumsily knocked over the bottle with the result of half the bathroom mat and some of the carpet covered in the stuff, which I REALLY tried to hide from mum, but she found me out!
Thank fuk it was washable!
anyone?
you know the procedure.....
u wake up late, and theres virtually no time for anything....but if ur not quite organised in time for that bus/train/getting into your car.........etc.....
does anyone here recall daft tings they've done, rushing to get out while the eyelids are still trailed half-way down and the mind hasnt woken up yet?
here are mine:
Put things on wrong way round, inside out.
Dropped a knife in the mornin tryin to put it away.
Maybe put the cup in the fridge instead of the milk.
In tryin to wash meself at sink (no time for shower), soaked half me friggin leg.
Put too much wax/gel on head when no time for styling, thus leaving crappy hairdo at office allday.
Bumped into a door, bathroom door, tryin to get out many occassions!
Dropped things left, right and centre!
Rushin round tryin to iron things and stay calm, but never possible!
Walked out and halfway along in bus/car realised Ive forgotten one important or half-a-dozen important things!
Walked on shit running to get the bus.
Left things on.
Burned the milk for the choccie drink.
Cursed at tryin find the kittens - where they're hiding so as I can put them downstairs and go!
*********
there are other things.......but I can be like this, a big dopey eejit!
The biggest blam-blam I ever did while half-asleep was rush to put liquid tint on my face and clumsily knocked over the bottle with the result of half the bathroom mat and some of the carpet covered in the stuff, which I REALLY tried to hide from mum, but she found me out!
Thank fuk it was washable!
anyone?