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Old 03-27-2008, 05:35 PM   #421
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You see when a woman performs oral sex on a man she ends up with a mouth full of semen. What does she do with it? Fans of oysters and poached eggs swallow it. All others spit.
what like you don't expect her to swallow? i swallow because
1) if it's my bed, i don't want that shit on my sheets
2) it tastes equally strong whether spit or swallowed. actually i can't say that with certainty, because i've only ever swallowed. but also, if you swallow, you can deep throat and barely even taste it.
3) i think it's only respectful/fair/nice to swallow.
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Unsolved mystery for you: once in college I had sex over at my girlfriends house, but when I got home there was cum on MY pillow.

Explain that.








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Unsolved mystery for you: once in college I had sex over at my girlfriends house, but when I got home there was cum on MY pillow.

Explain that.
did you have a roommate?
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3) i think it's only respectful/fair/nice to swallow.

I know I've said this before, but you kill me.
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Unsolved mystery for you: once in college I had sex over at my girlfriends house, but when I got home there was cum on MY pillow.

Explain that.
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what like you don't expect her to swallow? i swallow because
1) if it's my bed, i don't want that shit on my sheets
2) it tastes equally strong whether spit or swallowed. actually i can't say that with certainty, because i've only ever swallowed. but also, if you swallow, you can deep throat and barely even taste it.
3) i think it's only respectful/fair/nice to swallow.

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did you have a roommate?

Negatory.

All I can think of is that it was somehow hanging from my person all the way home.
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did you have a roommate?
I hope not.
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what like you don't expect her to swallow? i swallow because
1) if it's my bed, i don't want that shit on my sheets
2) it tastes equally strong whether spit or swallowed. actually i can't say that with certainty, because i've only ever swallowed. but also, if you swallow, you can deep throat and barely even taste it.
3) i think it's only respectful/fair/nice to swallow.
Good thing only 50,000 people read this site, or you would never find the time to post here.
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Negatory.

All I can think of is that it was somehow hanging from my person all the way home.
And you rub that on your pillow?
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And you rub that on your pillow?

No. That's what's concerning. How do you explain a pearl earing if you stop for gas?
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Good thing only 50,000 people read this site, or you would never find the time to post here.

50,000? Really? Is this confirmed?
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I know I've said this before, but you kill me.
why? i'm surprised you picked that line, and not the one about me never having swallowed.

oh and as to the act itself, reasons i love doing it
1) control
2) being really, really good at it
3) control
4) being told i'm really, really good at it
5) i love the penis.
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No. That's what's concerning.



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50,000? Really? Is this confirmed?
we passed 50k members a while ago, but given that some are alters and lots are totally defunct, no.
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