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Actually, though, I'm excited about going and seeing a Tigers game in Detroit this year. Tigers are my #2 pick. I'm actually for Mariners vs. Tigers in the ALCS.
 
This just seemed to be the perfect thread for this lovely little tidbit. :)

From the SMH today.

A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours community service.

Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, "I've been raped by a wombat".

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth" if they arrived at his home that night.

When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.

In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.
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I particularly liked this part: However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

You mean he was sober??!! :lmao:
 
:lmao: at the story, indra. I've seen it before but it doesn't stop being funny!

And I'm back out again, bye folks! :wave:
 
blueeyedgirl said:
Indra, I like how YOU keep finding these things!!! So what were you actually looking for this time??? :wink:
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:shifty:

Hey I live in Ohio...I get bored and I like seeing what you wacky folks down under are up to. I gotta admit I never really thought of sexual predator wombats before though. :lol:
 
At the rate I'm posting compared to the rate others are posting, I may end up with close to 300 this time. :huh:
 
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