Whakapapa Skifield Superthread aka Incest Superthread

[the tourist]

The goal tonight for me will be 8300.

 

[the tourist]

Though I likely won't get there.

 

[the tourist]

It's best to shoot for the moon, though.

 

[the tourist]

Maybe if I can get to 8200 whilst I work.

 

[Varitek]

None. You'll be naked.

oh it's not actually a naked party, just almost naked. i'm wearing a corset that's too small in the boobs so i squeeze out the top, a thong, and garters. and i remembered the earings i decided on.

 

[Varitek]

why are you talking to yourself when there are others here?

 

[the tourist]

It's the Andrew show again!

 

[the tourist]

oh it's not actually a naked party, just almost naked. i'm wearing a corset that's too small in the boobs so i squeeze out the top, a thong, and garters. and i remembered the earings i decided on.

Little tiny ones.

 

[the tourist]

why are you talking to yourself when there are others here?

Because it's fun. And people aren't responding very fast. And where the hell is Ian?

 

[phillyfan26]

oh it's not actually a naked party, just almost naked. i'm wearing a corset that's too small in the boobs so i squeeze out the top, a thong, and garters. and i remembered the earings i decided on.

Well, alright then.

 

[phillyfan26]

Because it's fun. And people aren't responding very fast. And where the hell is Ian?

Phailing.

 

[Varitek]

i am not premium.

 

[the tourist]

Phailing.

Yes indeed.

 

[the tourist]

i am not premium.

 

[phillyfan26]

i am not premium.

Did someone say you were?

 

[the tourist]

Did someone say you were?

She's trying to justify why she isn't responding faster.

 

[phillyfan26]

I call bullshit. If that's the real reason her posts would be showing up every 45.

 

[the tourist]

I call bullshit. If that's the real reason her posts would be showing up every 45.

It's true. I have a sneaking suspicion she's reading news or something.

 

[phillyfan26]

Or watching scandalous television shows looking for clips that will make me exclaim "fuck you."

 

[the tourist]

Or just daydreaming about her sexcapades tonight.

 

[the tourist]

Or watching scandalous television shows looking for clips that will make me exclaim "fuck you."

Or looking for some blind link to provide that most people will fall into.

 

[phillyfan26]

Or her "naked party" on Saturday.

Fuck, I've no life. I'm not having sex and I'm not going to naked parties. What the hell, people.

 

[the tourist]

Or her "naked party" on Saturday.

Fuck, I've no life. I'm not having sex and I'm not going to naked parties. What the hell, people.

I have sex, but I don't go to naked parties.

 

[the tourist]

Anyway, I'm only here to up my post count and I don't mind if Vazza's not here. It just means she won't be catching me as quickly.

 

[phillyfan26]

Vazza needs to be here for the sake of balance.

 

[Varitek]

not really

 

[Varitek]

i finally dozed off. and now my alarm's gone off to prettify myself for tonight.

 

[phillyfan26]

not really

Vazza and I pwn you Andrew because neither of us paid $18 to this site.

 

[the tourist]

not really

Defend your lack of premium all you want, I spend much less time on the site, and much less frustration.

 

[the tourist]

Vazza and I pwn you Andrew because neither of us paid $18 to this site.

Or, I pwn both of you because the $18 I spent didn't dent me financially whatsoever.