Whakapapa Skifield Superthread aka Incest Superthread

[Varitek]

You see when a woman performs oral sex on a man she ends up with a mouth full of semen. What does she do with it? Fans of oysters and poached eggs swallow it. All others spit.

what like you don't expect her to swallow? i swallow because
1) if it's my bed, i don't want that shit on my sheets
2) it tastes equally strong whether spit or swallowed. actually i can't say that with certainty, because i've only ever swallowed. but also, if you swallow, you can deep throat and barely even taste it.
3) i think it's only respectful/fair/nice to swallow.

 

[the tourist]

Unsolved mystery for you: once in college I had sex over at my girlfriends house, but when I got home there was cum on MY pillow.

Explain that.

 

[Varitek]

Unsolved mystery for you: once in college I had sex over at my girlfriends house, but when I got home there was cum on MY pillow.

Explain that.

did you have a roommate?

 

[Dalton]

3) i think it's only respectful/fair/nice to swallow.

I know I've said this before, but you kill me.

 

[LemonMelon]

Unsolved mystery for you: once in college I had sex over at my girlfriends house, but when I got home there was cum on MY pillow.

Explain that.

 

[the tourist]

what like you don't expect her to swallow? i swallow because
1) if it's my bed, i don't want that shit on my sheets
2) it tastes equally strong whether spit or swallowed. actually i can't say that with certainty, because i've only ever swallowed. but also, if you swallow, you can deep throat and barely even taste it.
3) i think it's only respectful/fair/nice to swallow.

 

[Dalton]

did you have a roommate?

Negatory.

All I can think of is that it was somehow hanging from my person all the way home.

 

[the tourist]

did you have a roommate?

I hope not.

 

[LemonMelon]

what like you don't expect her to swallow? i swallow because
1) if it's my bed, i don't want that shit on my sheets
2) it tastes equally strong whether spit or swallowed. actually i can't say that with certainty, because i've only ever swallowed. but also, if you swallow, you can deep throat and barely even taste it.
3) i think it's only respectful/fair/nice to swallow.

Good thing only 50,000 people read this site, or you would never find the time to post here.

 

[the tourist]

Negatory.

All I can think of is that it was somehow hanging from my person all the way home.

And you rub that on your pillow?

 

[Dalton]

And you rub that on your pillow?

No. That's what's concerning. How do you explain a pearl earing if you stop for gas?

 

[the tourist]

Good thing only 50,000 people read this site, or you would never find the time to post here.

50,000? Really? Is this confirmed?

 

[Varitek]

I know I've said this before, but you kill me.

why? i'm surprised you picked that line, and not the one about me never having swallowed.

oh and as to the act itself, reasons i love doing it
1) control
2) being really, really good at it
3) control
4) being told i'm really, really good at it
5) i love the penis.

 

[the tourist]

No. That's what's concerning.

 

[Varitek]

50,000? Really? Is this confirmed?

we passed 50k members a while ago, but given that some are alters and lots are totally defunct, no.

 

[the tourist]

why? i'm surprised you picked that line, and not the one about me never having swallowed.

oh and as to the act itself, reasons i love doing it
1) control
2) being really, really good at it
3) control
4) being told i'm really, really good at it
5) i love the penis.

6) Varitek likes making lists.

 

[Gluey]

Could've lived forever without knowing.

It's actually a great source of info though....those girls sure have their fingers on the pulse!!

 

[the tourist]

we passed 50k members a while ago, but given that some are alters and lots are totally defunct, no.

Ahh. So really, the numer is probably 78.

 

[Varitek]

Good thing only 50,000 people read this site, or you would never find the time to post here.

i don't get this. why does more than 50k readers mean i wouldn't post here?

and as evidenced by threadviews, pretty much only the superchat thread and the occasional mod when the modalarm goes off reads this

 

[Dalton]

why? i'm surprised you picked that line, and not the one about me never having swallowed.

Why must you speak in riddles?

 

[the tourist]

It's actually a great source of info though....those girls sure have their fingers on the pulse!!

Their own, or other women's?

 

[LemonMelon]

50,000? Really? Is this confirmed?

Only rumored, I'm afraid.

 

[the tourist]

Why must you speak in riddles?

She's a girl.

 

[Gluey]

By kitten, I hope you mean feline and not.... well, something else altogether.

So you don't want to know that my pussy is purring.

 

[the tourist]

Only rumored, I'm afraid.

Fuck. Fail.

 

[Varitek]

Why must you speak in riddles?

and by that i meant, the one about me never having not swallowed, or the one about me never having spit. sorry, i'm tired. i was gonna have a nap.

 

[the tourist]

So you don't want to know that my pussy is purring.

It is?? You shuld go to a doctor about that. Noise is a bad sign.

 

[the tourist]

Alright, well I must be off to work now.

 

[Varitek]

besides, if i'm giving tit for tat and you're going down on me, it's only fair that i swallow.

 

[LemonMelon]

i don't get this. why does more than 50k readers mean i wouldn't post here?

My point was that if you were to post something like THAT on myspace or if everybody in your town knew, you would have an extremely busy social life.