Whakapapa Skifield Superthread aka Incest Superthread

[LemonMelon]

Don't talk about Varitek that way.

Who said I was talking about Varitek? Your thirst is mutual.

 

[the tourist]

You know, in reference of the hey.

 

[the tourist]

Who said I was talking about Varitek? Your thirst is mutual.

What the fuck? I must be stupid today because this doesn't make sense to me.

 

[Dalton]

in less than 4 hours i will quench my thirst. in 7 i hope to be quenching my other thirst.

Rugby?

 

[the tourist]

Rugby?

 

[Varitek]

If we're talking first initials of band members, it should be "BALE"

Yeah, because ABLE would be a stretch.

 

[the tourist]

Yeah, because ABLE would be a stretch.

It would be.

 

[LemonMelon]

What the fuck? I must be stupid today because this doesn't make sense to me.

Yes, you are. Not sure if today is an anomaly though.

"too easy" could have referred to you as easily as anyone. It was a joke. The double entendre got too complicated somehow. Honestly, it took a second for me to get what you were saying too, and if you were being serious.

 

[the tourist]

Yes, you are. Not sure if today is an anomaly though.

"too easy" could have referred to you as easily as anyone. It was a joke. The double entendre got too complicated somehow.

Yes. Yes it did.

 

[Dalton]

I got it, but V's a spitzer.

 

[Varitek]

Gonna be swallowing, then?

in 4-6 hours, hells yes. in 7, god no, that's not what's thirsty.

 

[the tourist]

I got it, but V's a spitzer.

She would be.

 

[LemonMelon]

I got it, but V's a spitzer.

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

 

[Varitek]

for the record, i was not offended by this easy business. i own it. i seek easy men to share an easy evening.

 

[Dalton]

in 4-6 hours, hells yes. in 7, god no, that's not what's thirsty.

See.

Come to me, folks. I'm a fount of knowledge.

 

[the tourist]

in 4-6 hours, hells yes. in 7, god no, that's not what's thirsty.

 

[Gluey]

What the fuck is a "Pleba" anyway?

It stands for Paul, Larry, Edge, Bono, Adam

Why Paul is in there, for the life of me I cannot understand
He's never on any priority list for picutre posting!

 

[the tourist]

for the record, i was not offended by this easy business. i own it. i seek easy men to share an easy evening.

Why will it be 4-6 hours til you quench your initial thirst?

 

[Varitek]

I AM NOT A SPITZER. preferences for where it ends up:

1) a condom
2) swallowed
3) please don't stain my sheets. please.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm really proud of Tourist for not knowing what PLEBA stands for, actually.

 

[the tourist]

Why Paul is in there, for the life of me I cannot understand
He's never on any priority list for picutre posting!

Maybe some of the, errr, older womanfolk?

 

[Dalton]

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

You see when a woman performs oral sex on a man she ends up with a mouth full of semen. What does she do with it? Fans of oysters and poached eggs swallow it. All others spit.

 

[Gluey]

Is it weird that my kitten has a fascination with trying to chew my thumb nail?

 

[the tourist]

I'm really proud of Tourist for not knowing what PLEBA stands for, actually.

Could've lived forever without knowing.

 

[Varitek]

Why will it be 4-6 hours til you quench your initial thirst?

drinkin' starts at 9. it will last for about 2 hours, then i will be too drunk, and i will dance, hopefully not on tables, because i don't want bruises for the naked party saturday.

 

[Gluey]

Maybe some of the, errr, older womanfolk?

Oh yeah, the blind ones!!

 

[the tourist]

Is it weird that my kitten has a fascination with trying to chew my thumb nail?

By kitten, I hope you mean feline and not.... well, something else altogether.

 

[LemonMelon]

You see when a woman performs oral sex on a man she ends up with a mouth full of semen. What does she do with it? Fans of oysters and poached eggs swallow it. All others spit.

Hahaha I thought you were making a really forced Eliot Spitzer reference for a second there. Good call.

 

[Dalton]

I AM NOT A SPITZER. preferences for where it ends up:

1) a condom
2) swallowed
3) please don't stain my sheets. please.

Unsolved mystery for you: once in college I had sex over at my girlfriends house, but when I got home there was cum on MY pillow.

Explain that.

 

[the tourist]

drinkin' starts at 9. it will last for about 2 hours, then i will be too drunk, and i will dance, hopefully not on tables, because i don't want bruises for the naked party saturday.

Ahh. See, when I'm thirsty I don't think alcohol. I think water.