Wetwang Superthread

[DreamOutLoud13]

Hey y'all.

 

[Lila64]

Hey y'all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV71mpbvl-g

 

[Cin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV71mpbvl-g

both my cats came running to see what was going on

 

[Lila64]

this was cute too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974&feature=related

 

[Axver]

Goddamnit, Coles. Just checked their website and my local one is closed today.

Fuck you and your resurrection, Jeebus. I need orange juice.

 

[Cin]

the petrol stations are open Ax, and Video Ezy,

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I desperately need to get a pet cat

Except I have no idea what I would name a cat. Knowing me, I'd either give it a really complicated multi-syllable name, or else I'd just call it "Cat"

 

[Cin]

I desperately need to get a pet cat

Except I have no idea what I would name a cat. Knowing me, I'd either give it a really complicated multi-syllable name, or else I'd just call it "Cat"

it was good enough for Audrey Hepburn! My grannies cat was named puss-cat

 

[Axver]

the petrol stations are open Ax, and Video Ezy,

Yeah, I may just walk to the 7-11 near me if things get desperate, despite the fact I know they'll rip me off.

 

[Lila64]

I desperately need to get a pet cat

Except I have no idea what I would name a cat. Knowing me, I'd either give it a really complicated multi-syllable name, or else I'd just call it "Cat"

Just don't ask VP for cat name advice
We called our last cat Puss.
This one gets called everything but the kitchen sink


Sorry the stores are closed Axver. I feel your pain. I have juice in the fridge, if that's any consolation

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I had a cat named The Girl Cat once (or just Girl for short), because when we got her, we got her and her brother. We came up with a name for him immediately, but never could decide on one for her, so she kept being referred to as "The Girl Cat" until it stuck.

I also had a cat named Elephant. I don't even know what that was about

 

[Axver]

I desperately need to get a pet cat

Except I have no idea what I would name a cat. Knowing me, I'd either give it a really complicated multi-syllable name, or else I'd just call it "Cat"

Call it Vladimir. You know you want to.

 

[Axver]

Sorry the stores are closed Axver. I feel your pain. I have juice in the fridge, if that's any consolation

Your fridge really should be about 10,000km closer, you know.

 

[Axver]

Alright, so I'm thinking of what to do for my 40,000th post, and in true stereotypical Axver fashion, I'm thinking of doing an insane setlist with every song on U2's eleven studio albums. I can't think of anything more interesting to do for the occasion anyway.

 

[corianderstem]

I just ate my weight in sushi, guys.

I think I'm gonna barf.

 

[Lila64]

I actually prefer grapefruit juice

 

[Lila64]

I just ate my weight in sushi, guys.

I think I'm gonna barf.

Please, don't get any on me. I'd still like to have dinner tonight, tyvm.

 

[Cin]

Call it Vladimir. You know you want to.

and then when it bites you (which it will) you can call it Vlad the Impaler

we're a family of cats. . . .
one of our cats is called Scratchy, cause she scratches a lot,
another is Buddy, we needed a friend,
Pip, she only ever makes a pippy noise, never a real meow,
Nicky, came to us christened Nooky, but that was just stupid,
Ash, looks like she's climbed out of the chimney,
Crumpet, my parents idea, it was the 70's, possibly a bad pun on pussy ,
Blu-Tak, the same colour as blue tak,also in that family Sticky tape and Clag. . . . . once you start a theme you have to run with it

 

[corianderstem]

That looks like a stewardess Barbie or something.

 

[Cin]

I like apple and mango juice, mmmmm.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Blu-Tak.... you had a blue cat?

 

[Cin]

Blu-Tak.... you had a blue cat?

no, blu tak is kinda grey. I don't know if they make it overseas but you use it to stick posters up and things like that

 

[corianderstem]

I drank a lot of grapefruit juice growing up, but we added loads of sugar to it, so I don't know that it was grapefruit juice anymore at that point.

But I love orange juice, apple juice, grape juice, cranberry juice ... I love juice.

 

[Lila64]

ok, here you go Hooty McBoob

 

[Cin]

dang nab it, I've just done a heap of washing and now it's gonna rain. That'll teach me to try and be domestic

 

[Axver]

I like apple and mango juice, mmmmm.

The only problem here is that mango is repulsive.

 

[Varitek]

mmm sushi

i prefer grapefruit and cranberry

i'm out! maybe i'll be here to sober up later

 

[Cin]

The only problem here is that mango is repulsive.

really?? I find that plain orange juice makes me want to gag, that vomit disposal bag would come in handy

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

no, blu tak is kinda grey. I don't know if they make it overseas but you use it to stick posters up and things like that

okay. The only Blu-Tak I've ever used was bright blue.


And I just had an epiphany... I could name a cat LEMON! It's a nerdy U2 reference without being obvious, but it's also weird enough to be a cool cat name. Also, it would help if the cat is yellow, but it's not required

 

[Varitek]

on the sweet juice topic, passionfruit juice