Wesley Willis Appreciation Thread

[impy13]

Let's hear it for this musical sensation.

 

[elevation2u]

he kind of looks like this guy that performed on Conan excpet the other guy was bigger and sang sitting on a throne/chair
i have no idea what his name was or if theyre the same

 

[bollox]

I Whupped Batman's Ass!!

"Batman beat the hell outta me and knocked me to the floor/Then I got up, and knocked him to the floor/He was being such a jack-off"

genius! he'll be missed

 

[discothequeLP]

he was awesome!!!!!



"Rock over London. . . Rock on Chicago. . . *insert random company slogan here* "


ahhaa

 

[bollox]

Heinz is America's favourite ketchup!!

 

[elevation2u]

this is an intriguing thread mainly because i now i have no idea who this is...and i like not knowing

 

[Chizip]

oh my god i completely forgot about this guy

he was hilarious


"McDonald's hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock 'n Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n Roll McDonald's

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Wheaties - breakfast of champions "

 

[U2DMfan]

awesome

 

[typhoon]

I SMOOOOOKE WEEEEEED!

 

[neutral]

Wesley!

He headbutted me at a show once. I had a bruise for a long time.


Hell Greyhound bus ride
Hell Greyhound bus ride
Hell Greyhound bus ride
Hell Greyhound bus ride

Kinkos, it's the new way to office

 

[Tinybubbles]

An awesome man. First time I heard rocknroll Mcdonald's I almost crashed my car!
A friend of mine met him when he was playing at a college. For some reason he was hanging out in a dorm room after the show and was going up to people and head butting them...Hard.
So yes, I know someone who was injured by the man. Chronic Schizophrenia is a hell of a... disorder.

 

[impy13]

I would shit a brick and throw it through a church window if I could find WW ringtones.


And how about this opus...


Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church
I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck
Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar language
He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth

Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house

At this time, I told the preacher to fuck off
I told Reverend Richard Price to suck a male camel's dick
Suddenly, he ordered one of the deacons to throw me out of church
He then escorted me to the door

Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house

When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a beating stick
I went up to the pulpit and clocked Reverend Richard Price in the head
He fell to the floor
Suddenly, the police was chasing me out of church after I called the preacher an asshole

Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house

Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Hardees, we're out to win you over

 

[Harry Vest]

I had the pleasure of meeting Wesley once several years ago when he played a local club (The Pyramid) I work at. He actually gave me a radio id for my radio show -i it's great and I still use it today.

 

[u2popmofo]

He's probably the best example/case of a label completely exploiting and using someone (he died in a hospice, for heaven's sake). That being said, 'Suck a Cheetah's D*ck' is a personal favorite. The Alanis Morrissette video of his is pretty funny too, as I remember.