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Old 07-20-2008, 11:54 PM   #601
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I bet that in a couple of weeks, this news will have mutated into the SLOTH World Tour. Instead of a heart or an ellipse, the floor the arena is divided into sections by walkways that, from above, look like they form a sloth skeletal structure ...
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I bet that in a couple of weeks, this news will have mutated into the SLOTH World Tour. Instead of a heart or an ellipse, the floor the arena is divided into sections by walkways that, from above, look like they form a sloth skeletal structure ...
But..But..what about that seat I purchased from the banner ads inside the A-Bomb?
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The album will be call Nloth. Rumours are the first single will be called Wasp Spackle Pants!
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But..But..what about that seat I purchased from the banner ads inside the A-Bomb?
You will be compensated with a ticket of equal* value.




*Whatever is available in the nosebleeds, sucker.
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*Whatever is available in the nosebleeds, sucker.
MOTHER ****er. I'ma shank someone.
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Slothmart?
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I bet that in a couple of weeks, this news will have mutated into the SLOTH World Tour. Instead of a heart or an ellipse, the floor the arena is divided into sections by walkways that, from above, look like they form a sloth skeletal structure ...
slow loris on the horizon?
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I'm kind worried, though. This tour could have a very slothful schedule ...
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Oh no, have we resorted to puns again?
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when do we not?
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Maybe they could incorporate Hanover Quay studios into the album art somehow. Especially considering it may be the last record they do there
It's not like Hanover Quay's Abbey Road or anything.
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I'm kind worried, though. This tour could have a very slothful schedule ...
Australia only, this time out?
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slow loris on the horizon?


That'll be the stadium leg through southeast Asia, with 3 back-to-back gigs in Slowloris-ville, Indonesia.
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Australia only, this time out?
Forget eight gigs in NYC. This time it's eight gigs at the pub in Tittybong, Victoria.

... because U2 are too slothful to pay their bar tab ...
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Are they going to have a big inflatable sloth that will bounce throughout the slothhole (aka the ellipse)
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