I bet that in a couple of weeks, this news will have mutated into the SLOTH World Tour. Instead of a heart or an ellipse, the floor the arena is divided into sections by walkways that, from above, look like they form a sloth skeletal structure ...
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bono_212
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But..But..what about that seat I purchased from the banner ads inside the A-Bomb?
RavenBlue
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The album will be call Nloth. Rumours are the first single will be called Wasp Spackle Pants!
You will be compensated with a ticket of equal* value.
*Whatever is available in the nosebleeds, sucker.
bono_212
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MOTHER ****er. I'ma shank someone.
RavenBlue
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Slothmart?
slow loris on the horizon?
bono_212
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Oh no, have we resorted to puns again?
when do we not?
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Maybe they could incorporate Hanover Quay studios into the album art somehow. Especially considering it may be the last record they do there
It's not like Hanover Quay's Abbey Road or anything.
LemonMelon
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I'm kind worried, though. This tour could have a very slothful schedule ...
Australia only, this time out?
slow loris on the horizon?
That'll be the stadium leg through southeast Asia, with 3 back-to-back gigs in Slowloris-ville, Indonesia.
Forget eight gigs in NYC. This time it's eight gigs at the pub in Tittybong, Victoria.
... because U2 are too slothful to pay their bar tab ...
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Are they going to have a big inflatable sloth that will bounce throughout the slothhole (aka the ellipse)
bono_212
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This tour is going to be epic...
...in Australia anyways.
...in Australia anyways.
That'll be the stadium leg through southeast Asia, with 3 back-to-back gigs in Slowloris-ville, Indonesia.
LemonMelon
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Chris Martin is likely reading this right now.
Expect the Lost! video to feature a giant, inflatable capybara.
DreamOutLoud13
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I got another ice cream cone! 
DreamOutLoud13
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Slothhole?
RavenBlue
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HQ is pretty special place, to me anyway.
There's a definite vibe coming from and around that place. It does make you feel a bit closer to where some of these songs have been birthed.
/corny
There's a definite vibe coming from and around that place. It does make you feel a bit closer to where some of these songs have been birthed.
/corny
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That's right, the slothhole.
U2 is taking us where the sun don't shine on the new album
U2 is taking us where the sun don't shine on the new album
bono_212
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That's right, the slothhole.
U2 is taking us where the sun don't shine on the new album
phillyfan26
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Does this forum no longer accept new members?
That's right, the slothhole.
U2 is taking us where the sun don't shine on the new album
They've finally gone up their own arses.
LemonMelon
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What makes you think that? The newest member signed up 6 hours ago.
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Strange ... this won't allow me to log out. I log out, and it says cookies are cleared, but as soon as I click any link within the forum, it logs me back in.
phillyfan26
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The lack of an option to register for the forum. Most likely brought on by my inability to log out.
LemonMelon
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Sounds like a glitch to me.
Unless, of course, the mods have locked us all in, and are about to fatten us up.
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