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Old 04-12-2007, 06:31 PM   #1
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Weirdest lyrics you've ever seen!

No more leaky holes in your brain and no false starts

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Old 04-12-2007, 06:38 PM   #2
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"Shake up the picture, the lizard mixture"

Um, thanks, Simon LeBon.
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Old 04-12-2007, 06:40 PM   #3
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Old 04-12-2007, 07:00 PM   #4
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"Freedom has a scent
Like the top of a newborn baby's head"

and, I'll add.....

"the air is heavy, heavy as a truck"

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Old 04-12-2007, 07:09 PM   #5
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"Mr. Lenin - awaken the boy
Mr. Stalin - bi-sexual epoch
Kruschev - self love in his mirrors
Brezhnev - married into group sex
Gorbachev - celibate self importance
Yeltsin - failure is his own impotence

Revol revol
Revol revol
Lebensraum kulturkampf
Raus raus
Fila fila

Napoleon - childhood sweethearts
Chamberlain - you see God in you
Trotsky - honeymoon - serenade the naked
Che Guevara - you're all target now
Pol Pot - withdrawn traces bye bye
Farrakhan - alimony alimony

Revol revol
Revol revol
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Raus raus
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Revol revol
Revol revol
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Raus raus
Fila fila

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Old 04-12-2007, 07:11 PM   #6
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Björk's Isobel.

my name isobel
married to myself
my love isobel
living by herself

when she does it she means to
moth delivers her message
unexplaind on your collar
crawling in silence
a simple excuse


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Old 04-12-2007, 07:14 PM   #7
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Queen - Mustapha ranks pretty high up there. It's just a really strange song on the whole.

"Ibrahim, Ibrahim, Ibrahim,
Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah will pray for you.
Hey!

Mustapha, Mustapha, Mustapha Ibrahim.
Mustapha, Mustapha, Mustapha Ibrahim.

Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim
Allah, Allah, Allah will pray for you.
Mustapha Ibrahim, al havra kris vanin
Allah, Allah, Allah will pray for you.
Mustapha, hey! Mustapha
Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim, hey!

Allah-i, Allah-i, Allah-i,
Ibra-Ibra-Ibrahim, yeah!
Ibrahim, Ibrahim, Ibrahim,
Allah Allah Allah-i hey!

Mustapha Mustapha - Allah-i na stolei
Mustapha Mustapha - Achtar es na sholei
Mustapha Mustapha - Mochamut dei ya low eshelei
Mustapha Mustapha - ai ai ai ai ahelei
Mustapha,
Mustapha,
Ist avil ahiln avil ahiln adhim Mustapha,
Salaam Aleikum!

Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim
Allah, Allah, Allah will pray for you.
Mustapha Ibrahim, achbar ish navin
Allah, Allah, Allah will pray for you.
Mustapha, Mustapha
Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim, hey!

Allah-i, Allah-i, Allah-i,
Ibra-Ibra-Ibrahim, yeah!
Ibrahim, Ibrahim, Ibrahim,
Allah Allah Allah-i hey!

Mustapha Mustapha
Mustapha Mustapha
Mustapha Mustapha
Mustapha Mustapha
Mustapha,
Mustapha,
Vontap ist ahiln avil ahiln adhim Mustapha,
Aleikum Salaam hey!"


(These aren't the real lyrics - I copied and pasted them...they just look damn funny)
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Old 04-13-2007, 12:45 AM   #8
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The first verse in "When Will I Ever Learn to Live in God" by Van Morrison goes:

The sun was setting over avalon,
the last time we stood in the west,
Suffering long time angels enraptured like Blake,
Burn out the dross, innocence captured again

He lost me with that third line...
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Old 04-13-2007, 12:52 AM   #9
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Not necessarily weird, but Willie the Pimp by Frank Zappa always makes me laugh, I think the guy from Captain Beefheart sings them

I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back
Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black

Got a little lady . . . walk the street
Tellin' all the boys that she cain't be beat

Twenny dollah bill (I can set you straight)
Meet me onna corner boy 'n don't be late

Man in a suit with a bow-tie neck
Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check

Standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell:
HOT MEAT
HOT RATS
HOT CATS
HOT RITZ
HOT ROOTS
HOT SOOTS

HOT MEAT
HOT RATS
HOT CATS
HOT ZITZ
HOT ROOTS
HOT SOOTS
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:31 AM   #10
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"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen:

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Galileo galileo
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro magnifico-o-o-o



"Bike" by Pink Floyd

I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house
I don't know why I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything, everything if you want things
I've got a clan of gingerbread men
Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men
Take a couple if you wish, they're on the dish

Syd Barrett sure loved his acid,

"Rats" by Rasputina:

Very many years ago, the Bolivians were starving so,
They had rats as big as ponies there
They asked the Pope to declare them fish
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:56 AM   #11
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Re: Weirdest lyrics you've ever seen!

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Originally posted by Zootlesque
No more leaky holes in your brain and no false starts

I was rocking some Eraser earlier today. I'm surprised you wouldn't choose "peel all of your layers off, I want to eat your artichoke heart" from that particular song though.

I'll make a contribution to this thread when it's not ridiculously late. Tomorry.
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Old 04-13-2007, 12:03 PM   #12
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Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down.


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Old 04-13-2007, 12:06 PM   #13
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^ LOL

There's an insect in your ear, if you scratch it wont disappear...
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Old 04-13-2007, 12:07 PM   #14
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I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasnt easy
But nothing is, no

When I feel heavy metal (WOO-HOO!)
And Im pins and Im needles (WOO-HOO!)
Well I lie and Im easy
All of the time but Im never sure when I need you
Pleased to meet you (WOO-HOO!)

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Old 04-13-2007, 12:19 PM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by LemonMelon
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasnt easy
But nothing is, no

When I feel heavy metal (WOO-HOO!)
And Im pins and Im needles (WOO-HOO!)
Well I lie and Im easy
All of the time but Im never sure when I need you
Pleased to meet you (WOO-HOO!)

That is pure genius right there. A perfect send-up of Nirvana.

As for weird lyrics, Zappa is pretty damn far out.
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