Heh, I make all of my own LJ icons, but I assure you that they are spectacularly craptastic and done with the mad powah of MS Paint. Still, I like to at least be able to say that I tried, and that it's my own creation. I've been meaning to make some extra-nerdy ones using my own train and tram photographs. And if you have any setlist questions about stuff disappearing and whatnot, certainly I'd be happy to take a stab at answers.
It really surprises me that Internet access is so unfortunately dodgy in your area. It sounds so much like Aussie stories! There's this tendency here to look at the US, Europe, and certain Asian nations and think "sigh, why can't we have Internet as good as that?" The low density, spread-out population of Australia, plus the massive costs associated with linking this part of the world to the rest of the planet, means that Internet access is damn expensive and technological innovations take longer. I think your situation could be any number of rural towns here in Victoria!
Well, I'm an albino, so I like to say my hair is white, but I guess it's really a light blonde. Why bother describing it? Here is the only photo of me that I genuinely like:
Me in the door of Wellington tram 239 (I am sure you can see how the longer it gets, the more I resemble October-era Adam!)