Weed, California Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've visited/conquered:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. The Daniel Day-Lewis Style Mustache of a Baby
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sugar Tit, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake, Nigeria
122. Beer, Devon

So, after sculling Beer and knocking the thread aside in a Superthread record of 5 hours and 57 minutes, let's relax in Weed, California. Its name derives from the owner of a local lumber mill, and the logging industry has been important to the town. One wonders just how important other plant life is ... presumably its population of nearly 3,000 has a good share of leftover hippies.

Weed, California - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[coolian2]

Sweet merciful holy fucking shit.

 

[coolian2]

Obi-Wan isn't me.

I actually can't say who it is.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Weed, California, Superthread

So far, we've visited/conquered:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. The Daniel Day-Lewis Style Mustache of a Baby
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sugar Tit, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake, Nigeria
122. Beer, Devon

I would now like to, if I may, take you all on a visit to an interesting place I had the opportunity to vacation in last week:

Weed, California - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Celebrities seem to be quite fond of Weed. A band has even recorded an album there it seems, though I doubt I'll be listening to you young whippersnapper's music any time soon.

The only thing I couldn't understand during my visit was why everyone here seemed so very down to earth, calm, and yet, distant.

 

[Axver]

Sorry Ashley, you didn't respond and it was time for the new thread, so I went ahead and posted this.

So, Tits 'n' Trains, beaten by 13 minutes.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

OH dear, friends. It seems we have a slight problem on our hands.

 

[Axver]

OH dear, friends. It seems we have a slight problem on our hands.

Use the force to merge the two? Your intro is quite brilliant, I must say.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Use the force to merge the two? Your intro is quite brilliant, I must say.

Even I, with all of my infinite wisdom and gambling problems am no match for the Mighty Force of the Mods

 

[Axver]

Even I, with all of my infinite wisdom and gambling problems am no match for the Mighty Force of the Mods

I suppose a request that the two be merged must be made then! It's a shame Khan isn't pulling another all-nighter.

 

[Axver]

And it would appear the following folk chose to enjoy some Beer:

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,005
User Name Posts
Axver 232
bono_212 219
LemonMelon 103
RegularBonoFan 81
DreamOutLoud13 70
LemonMacPhisto 54
KhanadaRhodes 52
Alisaura 37
Its Britastic! 32
Screwtape2 21
corianderstem 21
The Sad Punk 21
mysterious_jen 11
No spoken words 11
Zootlesque 8
love_u2_adam 7
phanan 6
RavenBlue 6
coolian2 4
unico 4
Serena Vox 3
BoMac 1
Obi-Wan Kenobi 1

Reggo must have passed out!

 

[bono_212]

Sorry, I was busy reading Khan's "not-drunk" posting, and my absolute GUSHING over the PT album

 

[bono_212]

WTG

 

[Axver]

Sorry, I was busy reading Khan's "not-drunk" posting, and my absolute GUSHING over the PT album

Khan HAD to be drinking. She simply HAD to be. Nobody's ever typed like that simply due to "tiredness" in all history!

 

[coolian2]

Oooh, it's getting foggy out.

 

[bono_212]

Khan HAD to be drinking. She simply HAD to be. Nobody's ever typed like that simply due to "tiredness" in all history!

Oh God

me: khan did you drink while I was bus being drunk/

And apparently I think Alec Baldwin's hot

 

[Axver]

So, folks, I'm feeling indecisive about dinner.

Option 1: Salami, onion, spring onion, roma tomatoes, cheese, etc., in a Turkish bread roll, toasted. I love this, but I had it last night already.
Option 2: Homemade pizza.

Help me chooooose.

 

[bono_212]

God, option 1 sounds good.

wtf did Khan say:

peter fuck wabes?\ < Regarding Peter Gabriel?

 

[coolian2]

So, folks, I'm feeling indecisive about dinner.

Option 1: Salami, onion, spring onion, roma tomatoes, cheese, etc., in a Turkish bread roll, toasted. I love this, but I had it last night already.
Option 2: Homemade pizza.

Help me chooooose.

Either, as long as you give me some.


I'm starving.

 

[Axver]

God, option 1 sounds good.

Yeah, and it's piss-easy to make. But I had it last night, so ... I don't know.

And the "peter fuck wabes" line is classic. If only we knew what she meant!

 

[Axver]

Either, as long as you give me some.


I'm starving.

You're on the wrong side of the Tasman. Well, actually, you're on the right side and I'm on the wrong side, but ... you get the point.

How'd your Worriers do?

 

[coolian2]

You're on the wrong side of the Tasman. Well, actually, you're on the right side and I'm on the wrong side, but ... you get the point.

How'd your Worriers do?

I'm on the right side if you look at a globe too...wait, what?



The Wockas eked out a 24-14 win. Not entirely convincing, but under the "any win is a good win" hypothesis, it was a good win.

 

[bono_212]

Ax: I love how Khan and Ashley seem to understand enough other, Ian.
Khan: ahsley
Me: khan!
Khan: iahlsye!

Can I officially change my name to that? Like birth certificate and everything

 

[Axver]

Ah FUCK, the Springboks beat the All Blacks in the dying minutes of tonight's game!

And the current report on Stuff.co.nz reads like a bad blog post. It's barely even coherent. Good god.

 

[coolian2]

Ah FUCK, the Springboks beat the All Blacks in the dying minutes of tonight's game!

And the current report on Stuff.co.nz reads like a bad blog post. It's barely even coherent. Good god.

I was going to say, you seemed blissfully unaware of that game.

 

[bono_212]

Guys, apparently, the goal is ole

 

[Axver]

I'm on the right side if you look at a globe too...wait, what?



The Wockas eked out a 24-14 win. Not entirely convincing, but under the "any win is a good win" hypothesis, it was a good win.

That's my point. If New Zealand's on the right side of the Tasman, then what side is Australia on? The wroooong side.

Ah, cool. Better than losing 30-28 to the 'Boks.

 

[Axver]

I was going to say, you seemed blissfully unaware of that game.

Not on free-to-air TV here, so I was tough out of luck.

 

[bono_212]

I should go to sleep soon since I couldn't find October sad: )

 

[bono_212]

Oh God, just got to the part where I butchered the lyrics to Mean To Me Oh God.

Me: she came all the way to america, her parents are evorced, she commited suicede I coud not escape free from the ehar meant ot me

 

[coolian2]

That's my point. If New Zealand's on the right side of the Tasman, then what side is Australia on? The wroooong side.

Ah, cool. Better than losing 30-28 to the 'Boks.

But I am left handed, and I don't believe I'm wrong handed.

But my smudged handwriting may disagree.


One thing I did enjoy was watching Jonothan Thurston playing for the Cowboys. He looks like he's in slow motion while everything moves in full speed around him. No wonder he's one of the best players going around at the moment.