WCF - Ducks vs Wild

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

April has a wife

*takes all of Iris's $$$




Yeah, well my wife has been drooling all over a Wild player, and damnit, it's time I had some fun of my own!!

 

[cujo]

April has a wife

I'm lost... all I know is, someone ordered men-tertainment... and seeing as old Mikey is subbing in at the club, I answered the call.



PS- I don't know... conversations about hockey always end up in discussions about male strippers... don't they?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

you want to strip for me.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm lost... all I know is, someone ordered men-tertainment... and seeing as old Mikey is subbing in at the club, I answered the call.



PS- I don't know... conversations about hockey always end up in discussions about male strippers... don't they?

In my world, they do.

 

[cujo]

you want to strip for me.

Who ever thought that the WCF would result in this... oh well, when in Rome... STRIP!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

hahahaha! well i like to cut to the chase.

 

[Michael Griffiths]

hahahaha! well i like to cut to the chase.

And to the chasers, apparently! Well, Cujo, my my. You've taken away my only true joy for the evening. You've taken both of my lovely ladies! What am I to do now? I guess I'll just become a tired old chippendale star in platform shoes. Look what you've done to me...

 

[cujo]

And to the chasers, apparently! Well, Cujo, my my. You've taken away my only true joy for the evening. You've taken both of my lovely ladies! What am I to do now? I guess I'll just become a tired old Chip and Dale star in platform shoes. Look what you've done to me...

You're hideous Michael.
Hideous I tell you...

PS- I've heard it through the grapevine that you stuff... is it true?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

No, not both of them.



*waves $$ in front of Michael

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

aww michael hun, if you only knew.

 

[cujo]

aww michael hun, if you only knew.

I understand, you'd rather go for a seasoned-veteran mid-20s chippendale dancer. Fair enough.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

now now no tears are allowed. i am not sadden to have you stripping for me. in fact i am excited. i like new material.


michael doesn't know this but he looks identical to a guy i used to date for a while, unfort. that is a bad thing. sorry.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Iris



*Note: Do not let this stop you from doing your job, Michael. You do not resemble any of my ex-boyfriends.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

now now no tears are allowed. i am not sadden to have you stripping for me. in fact i am excited. i like new material.

 

[Michael Griffiths]

michael doesn't know this but he looks identical to a guy i used to date for a while, unfort. that is a bad thing. sorry.

Is it bad because you really liked him or because you hate him? Why am I asking this? Love and hate are two sides to the same coin...

 

[Michael Griffiths]

PS- I've heard it through the grapevine that you stuff... is it true?

What exactly are you asking Cujo?

 

[Michael Griffiths]

now now no tears are allowed. i am not sadden to have you stripping for me. in fact i am excited. i like new material.

Oh no, now I get it! Cujo is the new material, and I'm the old (because I resemble your ex)

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

He's asking if you stuff your Giggy string.

 

[cujo]

What exactly are you asking Cujo?

Well, earlier you were bragging about your well-endowed pants... well-endowed with stuffing!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i loved him. the only guy i have ever loved. it didn't work out obviously.

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Aw, Velvet D, it's his loss. I know what it's like to fall in love and be booted out of the garden. You just have to believe you will find someone who is actually worthy of you. Imagine finding someone who loves you as much as you love them? That's what you deserve.

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Well, earlier you were bragging about your well-endowed pants... well-endowed with stuffing!

Sorry, for a second I thought you were propositioning me. Glad that's out of the way. Phew.

 

[cujo]

Sorry, for a second I thought you were propositioning me. Glad that's out of the way. Phew.

Dude.

no.

PS- it's funny that you didn't deny the charge. So, the rumors were true... interesting.

 

[Michael Griffiths]

It was a joke! Man, I thought in a thread like this that much would be obvious! Way too funny...

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Oh, the charge isn't an issue. I'll let you think you're on equal footing

 

[cujo]

Oh, the charge isn't an issue. I'll let you think you're on equal footing

Don't you mean equal yardage?

 

[Michael Griffiths]

I'm not going to touch that one with a ten foot pole.

 

[cujo]

By the way, how are your Paul Kariya love poems coming?

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Do you really think Anaheim will beat NJ (if NJ beats Ottawa)?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Is there still going to be stripping?



Bleh, all that stuff earlier about exes.